What's the best way to scare someone?

[Gorgar]

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[verissimus]

Hello I'm from the government, and I'm here to help.

 

[Resident Evil]

The best way to scare the right is putting a rainbow flag in their lawn.
The best way to scare the left is to make them read a job application.

 

[Resident Evil]

Hello I'm from the government, and I'm here to help.

Never mind, this wins by a landslide.

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

Grow some beards, and speak some incomprehensible language.

 

[Internet Explorer]

Show them your penis.

 

[King Fructose]

“Chris Chan has escaped prison and is on the loose”

extra effective if you work at a toy store or elderly home.

 

[Reverend]

Your partner/boss/family member comes to you: "We need to talk"

 

[Pringles Can]

If they are black then dressing up like a spooky ghost with a red patch on you always scares them away.

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

eat a bat in front of them

 

[Disapproving Bread]

People scare themselves far more easily than you can scare them. Imply something scary is happening but leave it vague. They'll over-think and shit themselves.

 

[Agran]

Cut your stomach open with a pair of shears, drag out your entrails, wrap them around your head. You've just made yourself a nice halloween suit. Go show it to your neighbours!

 

[Comfy Gondola]

Be black. They call them spooks for a reason.

 

[saisegeha]

live in their walls

 

[Pork Packer]

"Oh Hello Ma'am, I see you will be sat next to me for the entirety of this 12 hour flight to Alaska, would you like me to explain the indepth history of Gamergate to pass the time?"

 

[BobbyBriggs69420]

wear one of those "hello my name is:" nametags and write "preferred pronouns: ______" on it

even the correct pronouns will do some damage

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

“I’m having your child”

 

[Madre Muerte]

Tell them you found their pirated media on their computer and that you reported the authorities.

 

[Kurgan]

Don't break eye contact.

 

[Justtocheck]

"Hello I'm from the internet, I'm here to help."