What's the cheapest way to get drunk where you live?

[A-Stump]

I can get a bigass jug of Everclear for $15 and that's certainly the cheapest but also a good way to nearly kill yourself if you're not careful.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Shoplift.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Buy a 2l plastic bottle of shit beer for the equivalent of $2.20 and get chugging, probably.

 

[Day Drinking]

I will never pay for the 10 USD plastic bottle of Rum again. You couldn't even mix it. The second that foul liquid touched anything, it all conformed into the same single taste. It just refused to dilute. I got fucking hammered though.

If I'm just looking for a drinker, Evan Williams is 15 bucks for a handle at a store out here. It ain't the best, but I've had worse.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

I can get a bigass jug of Everclear for $15 and that's certainly the cheapest but also a good way to nearly kill yourself if you're not careful.

I cannot adequately express how jealous this makes me.

Cheapest I can do on "bigass jug" is damn near $40.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Go to your local village moonshiner and trade a handful of ammo for a jug of cloudy strong-smelling liquid.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

I knew a guy who killed himself mixing handfuls of free hand sanitizer from public buildings with seltzer water. That's pretty cheap I guess.

 

[Ass to Ass]

Captain Morgan White Run for about $12 a fifth. There's also J.T.S. Brown at 80 proof for $18.99 a handle.

I currently drink Evan Williams Bottled-In-Bond (White Label) at $18.99 a fifth. Good stuff, smoother than the Black Label.

 

[Baked Buu]

Drink the tap water.

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Palestine, Ohio.