What's the edgiest thing you've ever done?

[Ass to Ass]

Title is self-explanatory. I'll go first.

I once asked a dude if he liked getting fucked by his dad. This was in school and he kept making jokes about my weight and called me gay. After I dropped the dad comment, he went "fuck you, my dad is dead." I couldn't help but start snickering.

No idea if I'll end up going to Hell for that one. I'm an asshole, don't get me wrong, but that was the most brutal response I've ever given anyone.

 

[rel=alternate]

You missed a bit by not going with a necrophilia joke.

I am not sure. I was a pretty edgy kid.

What's the edgiest thing you've ever done?​

I guess it depends on your standards.

I dressed up as a trans prostitute for carnival day in my high school. A day not intended to be celebrated at schools, but about 20 of us planned something for that day. I was not on school ground for long though. ETA: this was decades ago, nobody was offended in the way they would be today, people had flip phones and did not see any ill will, trans people were not a thing in any school.

Another time, I had a homeless gypsie coming to me and my friends with a journal in her hand, asking me for a small coin. Now, we know these gypsies, they beg and sell the shitty journal for like 2€.

Since she asked for a small coin, I gave her the smallest I had, making sure of showing it to her, 0.01 €. She took it, and started to walk away when I asked her for my journal.

Ensues 10 minutes of arguing that she asked for a "small coin" and I fulfilled the wish, and wanted my journal or my coin back. We left when other gypsies started to gather around. Pretty fun tbh. It was worth the money.

 

[Grub]

I guess probably the time I got to tell a bunch of cops to go fuck themselves, among other things, after getting them to search through a bag of wet dirty work socks I was bringing home to wash. They really dug in there, go their faces in there and everything. They actually didn't dump it everywhere. It was fucking great. They just didn't want to believe me when I told them I did not have weed on me and that I was The best part is I had a couple of homemade modified firecrackers a coworker had given me that day and someone else's pay stub and cheque they'd given me to give to another coworker who'd been sick that day in a different pouch of that bag. They were so disgusted with the work socks they just didn't bother looking in the other pouches.

I just stood there fucking laughing at them the whole time telling them how retarded they were and how they were wasting their time. Asked them how they liked digging through the socks, called them a bunch of useless pigs and told them to go find some real criminals and a whole bunch of shit. This was in front of a big crowd of people at a subway station too. The cops just stood there looking all sad and embarrassed and shit. Fucking assholes.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

The edgiest thing I've ever done is YOUR MUM

 

[Shidoen]

I’ve said a whole lot of edgy stuff as a kid where it wasn’t appropriate so I won’t have an exact moment where it was the edgiest. If anything my most common edgy moments was just me saying nigger in front of black guys.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Call my friend a bitch

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

You are all horrible monsters who make Jesus cry nightly. I am so disappointed in you

 

[Shidoen]

You are all horrible monsters who make Jesus cry nightly. I am so disappointed in you

I’ll beat you with a stick until your brain come out and hang you up like Jesus Christ for all da monkeys to see.

 

[MadStan]

I found a new technique to get chicks that had never been tried before and worked - sometimes.

 

[Boss Hawg]

Saying "Niggers" a few times in front of my liberal friend back in the day.

 

[Blouie]

I used to say nigger a lot in school, that's probably the edgiest thing I've done.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

the day after Columbine I borrowed a buddy's trenchcoat and brought a BANG! gun to high school

 

[Mr. Bung]

I wrote some pretty edgy poetry and songs when I was in high school, that's about it. Pretty cringe but what else would you expect from a 16 year old?

 

[Lathe]

I thought our senior prank was pathetic so I came up with another one. My dad had some powdered ethyl mercaptin (the stuff that makes natural gas smell) in our garage. I filled a sandwich ziploc full of that shit, stabbed some holes in it, and slapped it on the air intake for the central heating for my high school. They had to evacuate the school for two days to investigate the school for any gas leaks and smelled for a month after.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

One time in high school there was an anti-rape speaker for my English class. She was unsurprisingly overweight but that’s besides the point. At the end of her lecture about sexual assault and the like we got to fill out an anonymous form and submit a question she would answer the next day. So I just wrote “lol rape”. It was never addressed.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Also there was once an English assignment in our junior year where we had to draw the main character of the book we were reading, “I’m Not Your Perfect Mexican Daughter” (the title should tell you everything). So I made her look like Chris Chan slitting her wrists. I don’t know how the fuck I got away with that.

 

[Kel1 shi1]

I found a new technique to get chicks that had never been tried before and worked - sometimes.

 

[ConsentAccidentVictimNo98]

This thread just feels like bait to power level.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Brother had a friend whose mom was in a wheelchair. She was a very nice woman (and I do feel bad in hindsight even if they were just jokes) but we used to crack jokes about the friend’s mom.

We were playing some mech game (Armored Core I think) and I made a mech that moved around on treads like a tank. My brother said “Look, Friend, it’s your mom!” and pissed him off

We were all doing mom jokes one day and the one I said that really pissed him off (didn’t help my brother and another friend started cracking up) was “when your mom is getting fucked does the guy start singing ‘the wheels on the bitch go round and round! Round and round! Round and round! The wheels on the bitch go round and round!”

 

[Jeff Q. Anime]

Yeah, once I tried gooning for a few hours every day without ever cumming. After a week or so of this behavior, my balls heavy, while taking a shit my massive poop log stimulated my prostate, and my cock spontaneously hardened, piercing through the front of the toilet seat and shattering the lip of the bowl, shortly before painting the beige wall in a few tens of milliliters of milky white.