What's the edgiest thing you've ever done?

[Finger Pistols]

From the few that I can remember:

-Drawing edgy stuff like knives, skulls and the like on a sketchbook.
-Writing slurs on my school notes (Never caught by my parents, friends or teachers)
-Licking a recently open wound and saying that it tasted good (In front of friends).
-Watching a gun review video in school while at the height of school shootings.
-Throwing knives at a tree out of boredom.

And that's only what I remember as being the edgiest. Reflecting on most of that stuff I want to hit myself for being such a shithead.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

I told OP to kill himself.

OP, kill yourself.

 

[No Memory]

Posted here. I've lived an unremarkable life.

 

[The Heartthrob]

I bought it semi-ironically, but I really sincerly enjoyed stabbing the crap out of some old gallon jugs filled with water
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My dad was dumb enough to give me a katana during my weeb phase and I did the same sort of shit. Chopped a piece of my bed post off and had to glue it back together so they didn't find out. Also tried copying that move Squall does in the Final Fantasy VIII intro where he grinds his gunblade against the ground and slices it up, but got it stuck in my foot when I sliced it up and had to bandage myself up so they didn't find out.

 

[Fear&LoathinginMcDonalds]

I don't know if it's that edgy, probably more sociopathic, but one time some neighbors of mine a few houses down had a stump that they used to display holiday decorations on and it was stolen by someone (or possibly picked up by trash men) and they left a sign asking the alleged theives to return it.
So I took it upon myself to make an ominous 'ransom' note out of cut out letters from bathroom magazines saying something to the effect of 'you will never see your stump again' and taped it to their plea sign in the middle of the night.
I told some friends and we had a laugh about it and I just shrugged it off as some mildly intoxicated buffoonery.

A couple days later I drive by their house on the way home and there's a cop outside with my 'ransom note' in his hand talking to one of the homeowners.
It hadn't even occurred to me that they might call the police, but I guess a literal serial killer ransom note made out of magazine cutouts might actually be extremely alarming to some middle aged boomers in a not very large town.

Never got any knocks on my door but there were definitely a few more cop cars driving up and down the neighborhood for a few days after that.

In retrospect I do feel bad about it, but I also feel like I left a bunch of people with a weird mysterious story they can tell, so that's worth something.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

make flipnote vent mvs

 

[Chao Garden]

this one time i said the nigger word

 

[Troon_Patrol]

I threw a fat nigger bitch from a moving vehicle. Trust me she was asking for it.

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

I used to be part of the TriHard streamer raid visiting community back in the early 20's, and spammed some people with song requests of videos with the nigger word in them. That was pretty funny, I think

 

[Starscream's Loyalty]

I stole some bitch's Gameboy SP and pawned it off for money.

I'm not sorry.

 

[DoomsdayElite]

Jerked off in a deserted laundromat while facing a security camera.

 

[Kovachs]

I told someone I would enjoy eating human tacos if there was ever an apocalypse.