What’s the first thing you'll do if you meet an alien?

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WinnieTheJew
I would assume a defensive stance by spreading my feet and broadening my shoulders and then scream at them with an open mouth like a territorial chimpanzee until they get back their little flying saucer and go away. Imagine traveling a thousand light years just to get flexed on by an overgrown monkey with a bad attitude. Silly space niggers.
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I would assume a defensive stance by spreading my feet and broadening my shoulders and then scream at them with an open mouth like a territorial chimpanzee until they get back their little flying saucer and go away. Imagine traveling a thousand light years just to get flexed on by an overgrown monkey with a bad attitude. Silly space niggers.
 
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Since I have a 26 volume encyclopedia focused on them, introduce it/ask their opinions on humans worshipping UFO's/Theories on Alien abduction being Demonic/Meant to emulate birthing.
 
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get my dick out and spin it around like a helicopter/fan blade and tell him to "get lost or ill shoot"

then ill be given the keys to all knowledge for saving the human race

WinnieTheJew said:
I would assume a defensive stance by spreading my feet and broadening my shoulders and then scream at them with an open mouth like a territorial chimpanzee until they get back their little flying saucer and go away. Imagine traveling a thousand light years just to get flexed on by an overgrown monkey with a bad attitude. Silly space niggers.
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my way of doing the same thing would impact them more because theyd have to go and tell all their alien buddies "Dude stay away from that planet those motherfuckers are fucked up. Fuckin weirdos man."
 
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What kind of alien we talking about, here? You guys talking about dating and fucking aliens, and you don't know if we're talking about some E.T.-looking ayylmao, a Mexican national, or an ameoba from Mars.
 
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Zero Day Defense said:
What kind of alien we talking about, here? You guys talking about dating and fucking aliens, and you don't know if we're talking about some E.T.-looking ayylmao, a Mexican national, or an ameoba from Mars.
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I'm going with the best case scenario and assuming it's some gigachad galactic conqueror.
 
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