What's the greatest thing you've discovered while dicking around on the internet?

Jimjam reading sonics pee party on YouTube and peaking his mic laughing.

I wish there was a copy of that somewhere
 
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Nothing good just really bizarre shit. Stuff that blurs the line between real and parody, that kind of stuff. Not noteworthy enough to really say because fact will always be stranger than fiction and we have a ton of documentation on this website. However…..

The internet is massive. And just about anything can fall between the cracks, never to be seen again. Retrieving said stuff isn’t as easy as we make it seem when we say stuff like “the internet is forever / never forgets.”
 
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I found https://efukt.com/ on IP2 some time back

It's an ironic NSFW website that from my light skimming is satirical and meant to bash the amateurs and the unaware trying to get into the porn industry, as well as the degenerate coomers that are overly expositional about their fetishes.

What I particularly like and the reason every full moon I look It up, is the main title descriptions the guy writes are almost always either funny or wild or both, some examples:
1. Fast, Furious and Fucked Up
Nothing says reinventing a franchise quite like admitting to the world that you have a fetish even the truckers of America aren't paying for in Walmart parking lots. Now give this so many views, The Rock won't be able to turn down being in the sequel.


2. Breakdown BEFORE The Anal?https://efukt.com/23899_Breakdown_BEFORE_The_Anal.html
We're about to document the dream of a girl that's had more sexual partners than Tom Brady's 2022 passing yards, or create the gentleman's guide to recreational pharmaceutical use. Either way: NO REFUNDS.


3.The Most Unfuckable Woman on Planet Earth
Every so often I come across an individual that makes me ask: How much tarantula fucking middle aged misguided trailer park moonshine did they drink before this became a good idea? It's like someone took Rosie O'Donnell and made it harder to see her naked.
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YouDoNotHaveTheRight said:
Pre Obama presidency piracy sites that google would list. It was truly an incredible time for sharing my things with my online pals. I would download a fucking car.

Also the old flash game sites were pretty awesome it was still slop, but preferable to the shit the kids have now days.
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it was pretty cool being able to simply google band name - album title "site:mediafire.com" and get a hit every time.
sure Soulseek still exists but if you recommend it people might think you're talking about some boomer tier dating website.
 
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proangelwhangs said:
it was pretty cool being able to simply google band name - album title "site:mediafire.com" and get a hit every time.
sure Soulseek still exists but if you recommend it people might think you're talking about some boomer tier dating website.
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I find looking for music still the easiest thing to do, at least if you like heavy metal since there will be thousands of Spanish blogspots devoted to sharing stuff.

Then there's DTS Metal that has practically everything you'd ever want and high quality. Dave Mustaine of Megadeth sometimes pops up under his bands discography to complain about people stealing his music lol
 
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I remember finding a parody website ran by Saddam Hussein and there were pages like "My Bastards" showing all of his bastard children and there were other pages dedicated to Saddam at leisure and doing dictator shit.
 
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YouDoNotHaveTheRight said:
Pre Obama presidency piracy sites that google would list. It was truly an incredible time for sharing my things with my online pals. I would download a fucking car.

Also the old flash game sites were pretty awesome it was still slop, but preferable to the shit the kids have now days.
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I remember playing flash games on Newgrounds ages ago. I was sad in a way to see Flash die.
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That I'm nowhere near as crazy as I thought I could have been...
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Lol right? There's also the neat life hack where you just watch dash cam footage on youtube when you're feeling down on yourself and you'll come out of it feeling like a genius.
 
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I guess the greatest thing I've discovered would have to be the rewriting of history, computer history in particular. Put simply, the systems we have available are not just unacceptable shit, they're much worse than systems available afterwards that have faded away, and even systems from the 1950s. I won't go into too much detail, but it became clear to me that if retards were obsessed with rewriting computer history to laud UNIX, and they are, then general world history has no hope of accuracy with the much more malicious people who wish to manipulate it.

Also, I discovered this series of educational Latin books written in Latin, which have changed my life for the better:
lingualatina.dk

Lingua Latina

Per Se Illustrata
lingualatina.dk

I highly recommend them.
The Cringe Connoisseur said:
I laughed so god damn hard and I still wonder to this day who at google hated Michael Moore so much that they made that a thing.
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The chances are this was not explicitly entered into the system, and was instead introduced through several heuristics and rules and whatnot. It was likely learned.
 
There was a bizarre self-published novel about transhumanism that some guy put online in the late 90s because he couldn't find a publisher. It was a weird read about humanity hitting the singularity, becoming immortal and proceeding to burn out on every form of hedonism imaginable and look for other forms of meaning afterwards (one character purposefully infects herself with rabies and is angry when resurrected because her consciousness just went effectively blank when it took over). I remember it had a header image of a butterfly made of electrical schematic symbols, but otherwise it was just plaintext on a HTML page. I've been looking for it on and off for like a decade because I remember it being really shocking in the 90s and am curious how it'd read compared to the real horrors of the modern internet.

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Gaijin Smash blog
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The Kancho posts were the funniest thing on earth when I was a teenager and are still one of the best examples I can think of of Japanese culture being fucked up in a way that's completely divorced from media.
 
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