What's the Most Autistic Food? - Autfood for Autfags

[DerKryptid]

Quzi, God damn is it delicious but it looks like something that a literal autist would prepare

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

I'm not autistic enough to read through 24 pages where tendies have certainly been mentioned numerous times, but I am autistic enough to say tendies

 

[Grub Nub]

Food only please. Not just anything anything speds might to put in their mouths.

SAYS THE MAN who posted a deep-fried transformer. Your context be damned!

Ok I got one but only for the high-functioning autists

Scooby snack ice cream

 

[Baloney Face]

SAYS THE MAN who posted a deep-fried transformer.

But it was made of cheese.

 

[ChonkyNeko]

Obvious answer but chicken tendies is definitely Certified Autism.
I will add on though that its japanese cousin, Tempura, is also certified autism.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Obvious answer but chicken tendies is definitely Certified Autism.
I will add on though that its japanese cousin, Tempura, is also certified autism.

True however tempura shrimp and veggies are delicious.
Chicken Katsu is also very delicious

 

[Agoodpotroast]

Did anyone mention Skittle flavored yogurt? Because who;s idea was that?

Something very easy to procure, sweet, and cheap.

Can't agree with you there. Ritz crackers are pretty much the best choice if you need crackers for something. Wtf am I supposed to eat? Saltines??? No thanks.

 

[Baloney Face]

Did anyone mention Skittle flavored yogurt? Because who;s idea was that?

Didn't know it existed, but calling it "Skittle flavored" is just branding.

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Could also be Froot Loops, Juicy Fruit gum, etc etc etc

 

[A-Stump]

If you've ever worked a restaurant you know a kid is going to have tard rage if there aren't chicken tenders/nuggets on the menu. A lot of incompetent parents feed their little blessings nothing but because they're incapable of saying no.

 

[Pringles Can]

Chicken tendies is probably the most autistic food, and same with chicken nuggets.

One I haven't heard much is pizza. From my experience that seems to be the other food that autistic kids freak out over.

 

[AnOminous]

Chicken tendies is probably the most autistic food, and same with chicken nuggets.

One I haven't heard much is pizza. From my experience that seems to be the other food that autistic kids freak out over.

Pizza is only autistic if you only eat cheese pizza and degrease it before eating by blotting up the oil with paper towels.

 

[Tom Myers]

Pizza is only autistic if you only eat cheese pizza and degrease it before eating by blotting up the oil with paper towels.

That's more middle-aged white mom than autistic.

 

[Blue Screen of Death]

Can't agree with you there. Ritz crackers are pretty much the best choice if you need crackers for something. Wtf am I supposed to eat? Saltines??? No thanks.

Ritz are only for the most autistic use of delivering spray cheese from a can to your mouth.

Club crackers are superior.

 

[Kabuki Actor]

That's more middle-aged white mom than autistic.

Which, uh, sounds a lot like the kind of person to buy "please be patient with me..." caps et cetera for her child.

 

[Baloney Face]

That's more middle-aged white mom than autistic.

Not if a grown man does it while dining alone in Pizza Hut.

 

[zero-who]

 

[S.C Malthus]

Are weird condensed nutrient squares autistic food?

"When you want everyrhing you eat to have the exact same uniform consistency, try FOOD SQUARES!"

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

Unsalted, unflavored soy cut into perfectly proportioned stackable cubes. Not to eat, just to have a collection of on display that nobody is allowed to touch or look at.

 

[AnOminous]

Are weird condensed nutrient squares autistic food?

"When you want everyrhing you eat to have the exact same uniform consistency, try FOOD SQUARES!"

When I saw this, I thought it was some kind of ARG because surely this shit couldn't possibly exist. If it is, it's a really complicated one. I'm sure we're going to see living irl soyjaks standing in front of them gaping though.

 

[winterfag]

Rolling up deli meat around slices of cheese and just eating it that way instead of making a sandwich