What’s the most cucked thing you’ve done?

[Tim Buckley]

I technically got raped, could've done better.

 

[Getting tard comed]

I dated a girl who might have lied to me about not being an escort. Don't know either way and haven't asked her to confirm yet.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Play the Nintendo Switch

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Obtained consent.

 

[Ači-či-chan]

Two things:
1. Born black.
2. Got kicked in the balls by a fat bitch in 4th grade for offering a hug.

 

[DuckSucker]

I cockblocked myself with a girl who I'd been friends with for a long time, who was really laying it on thick asking me on dates and really heavily flirting with me, basically grinding on my leg, by pretending not to know what she was doing.

I still dont know how to feel about it because I got a lot of shit for it, but the girl had the same name as my sister and I still dont know if I could actually really date a girl with my sisters name.

I feel some regret over it because years later Im like, fuck man I should have just done it, it might not have come to anything, but man, I dont know.

 

[Mambamia]

I allowed a lil nigglet walk into my house to "play" with my brother.
It's obvious that's a front to steal my lava lamps. I'm not racist or anything I just don't trust those sticky hands being anywhere near my property. Should I carry around a noose to scare him off?

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I let a weirdo online show me pictures of him and his wife having threesomes.

 

[BOONES]

Had like 6 or 7 girlfriends die on me.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Paid for my ex-girlfriend’s phone bill long after they left me

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I allowed a lil nigglet walk into my house to "play" with my brother.
It's obvious that's a front to steal my lava lamps. I'm not racist or anything I just don't trust those sticky hands being anywhere near my property. Should I carry around a noose to scare him off?

Yes, and dress as a ghost.

 

[Mambamia]

Yes, and dress as a ghost.

I wanna scare the boy, not give him a heart attack!

 

[CEO of Husbandos]

Draw furries for money

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

Posted in chat.

 

[Crankenstein]

I once had a threeway with this chick and what I found out later to be her husband.

 

[Hylics]

Let this Crankenstein son of a bitch bang my wife.

 

[Never Scored]

Started dating a girl. She was involved in a charity. They had a fundraiser where they bagged people's groceries at the grocery store for free and asked for donations. I volunteered to to take on the express lane impress her. They had a party that night and she got too drunk and I had to walk her to her apartment and put her to bed. I spent the whole day bagging groceries and didn't even get my dick sucked.