whats the most effective way to fuck a pool noodle

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

like the hole is right there practically begging for it, but the rubbery styrofoam gives my cock an indian burn

 

[PonderosaPete]

With your penis, obviously

 

[clara red bottoms]

Tablespoon of butter to fight the friction

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

hot it up in the microwave for a bit. once it starts to melt, shove your pecker in the ooey gooey center

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

make it into an impromptu cockring and slam the shit out of it. use protection & lube

if it helps get your wife and her boyfriend to hold each end and pull it tighter ....

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Technically? Kill it. Drugging it is nearly as effective.

 

[peachlover669]

Why settle for less?

 

[Jr_Bacon_Sneedburger]

There is no wrong way, unless it is a black or brown pool noodle.

 

[Second Alter Ego]

When I was a kid we would catch toads and stick them in the pool noodle and whip it around over our heads like a helicopter so they'd go flying
I hope that answers your question

 

[A Very Big Fish]

When I was a kid we would catch toads and stick them in the pool noodle and whip it around over our heads like a helicopter so they'd go flying
I hope that answers your question

Поéхали, Poyekhali!

 

[Poison]

Take it out for dinner first.