What's the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you?

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I lived with relatives when I was a teenager. One day, I came home from school early and walked in on my uncle masturbating to a porno in the lounge room, full blown pants off and everything. I just pretended I didn't see anything and walked straight to my bedroom and stayed in there for hours until others came home. He acted as if nothing happened, as did I, and it's never been mentioned.
 
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grasshoppermustard said:
I lived with relatives when I was a teenager. One day, I came home from school early and walked in on my uncle masturbating to a porno in the lounge room, full blown pants off and everything. I just pretended I didn't see anything and walked straight to my bedroom and stayed in there for hours until others came home. He acted as if nothing happened, as did I, and it's never been mentioned.
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I take it you had one of those weird uncles?
 
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One of the schools I went to as a kid I kept getting teachers who'd abuse calling school security on me over the most inane shit to the point I developed a weird friendship with them. They were contractually obligated to restrain me as if I were a danger and I kept trying to get out of their hold cause it fucking hurt like hell, but I never did anything violent. Worst thing I ever did was yell in frustration or get mad at another kid being a dickbag to me but the way the teachers treated me you'd think I was like I was the next big time school shooter type that'd murder everyone if I was given the chance. It was fucking mortifying to me as a kid being dragged out of class screaming in pain after trying to avoid being restrained every time this happened with all my friends just watching it happen.
 
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Attended an open day for my university, was wearing a pair of cream coloured chinos for the day. Was late summer, fairly warm and bright.

About halfway through the day I needed to shit suddenly, so made my way to the nearest bathroom in one of the buildings on campus. As I usually did, I took the stairs two at a time, quite quickly. Ended up ripping a huge ass hole in my pants, like six inches long.

I gave myself a quick look over in the bathroom mirror, and deduced it wasn't really noticeable. In actual fact, it was.
 
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grasshoppermustard said:
No, it's not like he ignored me and kept going at it, as best I can tell he froze, I didn't look him in the eye or in his general direction because it was so fucking embarassing. It's probably more common than people think but no-one dares speak of it due to being highly embarassing.
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If someone jacks off in a room without doors closed that person is fucking retarded. But hey, cooming melts your brain.
 
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Autumnal Equinox said:
Yep, I was one of those goths who dressed like a Victorian dandy
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Shit. I had heard about that, but I never saw anyone go that far.

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One of the schools I went to as a kid I kept getting teachers who'd abuse calling school security on me over the most inane shit to the point I developed a weird friendship with them. They were contractually obligated to restrain me as if I were a danger and I kept trying to get out of their hold cause it fucking hurt like hell, but I never did anything violent. Worst thing I ever did was yell in frustration or get mad at another kid being a dickbag to me but the way the teachers treated me you'd think I was like I was the next big time school shooter type that'd murder everyone if I was given the chance. It was fucking mortifying to me as a kid being dragged out of class screaming in pain after trying to avoid being restrained every time this happened with all my friends just watching it happen.
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Damn, what kind of fucking school did you go to?
 
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So about 2 years ago, I went to my late great grandmothers house for thanksgiving with my husband because I went to his the year before. Our main rule was to try not to look like we're together because I'm sure most of the family would not be accepting. So I was talking to my great grandmother and she asked me "are you 2 together?" I meant to of course say "no, we're not" and then I accidently slipped up and just said "No, we're not faggots." some 18 - 19 year old cousin of mine was pissed and she took me outside and fucking started to yell at me over using that slur although I technically have the pass.
 
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