What's the most gay form of personal storage for a man?

[Poison]

And don't say stuffing things up your ass, cause God put that hole there for a reason.

 

[Moths]

Getting a ralphamale certified manpurse

 

[Grub]

A guy I used to work with bought a counterfeit one of these:



Off a random crackhead in an alleyway for $10 and thought it was pretty gangster or something like that. It seemed pretty gay to me though.

 

[not william stenchever]

Getting a ralphamale certified manpurse

The ralphapurse is legitimately gayer than using one's ass to store objects.

 

[dick brain]

If you wear a fanny pack you like your fanny packed. Simple as.