What's the most illegal thing you've done?

[Ted Kaczynski]

Asking for a friend. (The friend is federal authorities)

 

[Death Grip]

Stole Jesus from a nativity scene.

 

[Big Ruski]

pirated games on GOG because I didn't want to pay $5-10

 

[Witthel]

Watched some pirated movies and TV shows.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I am complicit in many illegal operations on my Windows 95 computer.

 

[Spartacus Mills]

I don't pay for public transportation... (well, sometimes)
In order to use the buses where I live, you get a card and you have to purchase some kind of contract to use on the card. I used to buy the monthly pass because I use the bus on a daily basis (costs about 65$).
Recently a new app was released where you can provide your credit card details and pay via the app instead of the usual bus card. Each time you get on a bus you scan a barcode, choose the bus line and the destination and then you have to confirm. So what I've been doing is going through all the steps but without confirming. If I see that a ticket inspector is coming I quickly confirm and show him the receipt, but they don't come often so most times it's a free ride. Now on average I pay 5$ a month instead of 65.

 

[5574]

sometimes when im lazy i pee in the neighbor's bushes

dumb shitpost

shut the fuck up cia nigger

 

[SIGSEGV]

shut the fuck up cia nigger

No.

 

[5574]

No.

?

 

[Madre Muerte]

Raped my horse

 

[Jabroni]

I jaywalk on the regular. I've also abducted a chicken before.

 

[Some JERK]

Smh cooking burnt water

It's roasted water.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I’m a pretty good boi. Worst thing I’ve ever done is pretty lame stuff, probably smoking pot when it was still illegal here

 

[OrionBalls]

I steal pets from the popular people and I dress the pets up like the popular people.

 

[Extreme Aneurysm]

Threatened to kill an autistic female teen in a very specific matter-of-fact way.

 

[draggs]

Traffick droogs

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

On Sunday, I went whale hunting in Ohio.

 

[lurk_moar]

Reading a banned book that a defunct dynasty banned.

 

[Based Coffee Man]

Asking for a friend. (The friend is federal authorities)

I browsed 4chan on TOR once. Through a VPN and a virtual machine. Come and get me, federinos.

 

[stares at error messages]

Asking for a friend. (The friend is federal authorities)

Why don't you just post your badge number? It's not like you could show off that you're a fed any more loudly.

 

[Niggernerd]

Stand on the grass at a place with a "do not step on grass" sign.
Yea I'm a pussy slaying badass what you gonna do about it.