What's the point of butt plugs?

[Useful_Mistake]

Like I genuinly don't understand. Help me.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Wait, you guys weren’t issued one when you hit puberty to hold your night poops in?

My uncle told me that every boy has to have a butt plug in every night to hold the poops in once they hit puberty, or it just slips out.

He was serious about it too, checked every night until I moved out at 23…..doesn’t everyone have to do this?

 

[Balalaika Z Bree]

They may have a point molded into the material, but you probably mean why do they exist? I think they may have been invented by quacks or had some legitimate medical use, or were thought to (look up the history of the phrase "blowing smoke up your..." if you want to see the hubris of the non-evidence medicine in days past).

The point is to make God cry

I suspect they have a place in the strategies of the evil one, to help corrupt as many of God's children as possible and deliver them to eternal damnation.

A man's g-spot is in the butt.

So it is claimed. Others claim abusing their lower urinary tract is the height of enjoyment, others take part in more serious wounding, beating etc., of themselves and others, with or without the consent of the parties involved. Some die by choking, some by bleeding (external or internal), some by diseases, caught by accident or on purpose, and in myriad other ways. Madness. May God have mercy on us.

Gay propaganda. This is a key component in the collection of lines that fudgepackers use in their attempts to bust the hoop of a straight man. They go like this:
a.) Everybody is on a spectrum. We're all a little bit gay and a little bit straight.
b.) Until you've had your prostate stimulated, you have no idea how good sex can be.
c.) How do you know you don't like it until you've tried it?
d.) Roofies...

Sadly true for many predators, including those who prey on same and opposite sex victims.