What’s the weirdest or most annoying moment you had with that one weird blue haired girl from school?

[Baptiste XIX RoseOfSharyn]

If you have been around highschool memes on the internet for a while, you may have heard of the stereotypical “Weird Blue Haired Girl” from highschool
Usually a silent bitchy schizo type girl that claims to have anxiety or bipolar, reads manga & cringey webcomics, makes constant annoying references to Invader Zim, Steven Universe, etc.
Bitches about how Teen Titans GO is inferior to Teen Titans even though Teen Titans GO was literally made in 2013, 8 fucking years ago.
Listens to Panic! at The Disco & Steam Powered Giraffe.
Also they claim to listen to Indie Music but listen to the most fucking corporate mainstream Indie Pop music ever.
Gets mad when you accidentally call her friend a girl when she’s non-binary demi boy agenderfluid.
Hits you or shouts at you for making a ironic racist joke even though you aren’t racist.
Makes constant “White people be like” memes while spouting off angsty Anti-American rhetoric in History Class making everyone uncomfortable.

I have met some girls with the same attitude but didn’t have the blue hair back in highschool, I gotta say, they’re as fucking annoying as the memes make them out to be, I sworn I seen a bitch with a furry tail sticking out of her pants while kissing her boyfriend she likely broke up with in the same week.

I wanna know though if any of you ever had an encounter or atleast seen a Blue-haired Bitch having a freakout or weird moment.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Closest I got to that was a hyperactive juggalette. She attempted to take on some mentor role and get me to "come out of my shell". We barely spoke to eachother until her weird mentor thing. It didn't last long.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Didn’t have those when I was in high school. Best comparison I dealt with would be the fat wigger chicks or the brooding fat goth girls.

Weirdest moment was when one of the fat wigger girls developed a crush on me and kept following me around. I had never spoken to this girl before, never acknowledged her presence, don’t know why I got singled out but she would find any opportunity to get in my space and throw herself at me no matter how many times I told her not interested and to piss off

 

[mr.moon1488]

Didn't really have them much in my day. The weird girls were mostly the goth chicks, and they mostly stayed to themselves. I did have one hiss at me one day though.

 

[Penis Drager]

Mine was a fat lesbo. It was pretty funny to watch her sperg about 9/11 conspiracies in class, but I usually avoided talking to her because, if she had a personal story to tell, she could go for hours with every irrelevant detail she could remember.

The worst was her going on about all the times she's OD'd on various pills (she was like 15 or 16 at the time). I know it's all true too since I already heard about this shit from other people who were there for those occasions.

 

[Jeff Boomhauer]

The one blue-haired girl I knew in high school was actually pretty hot, granted she just had blue highlights.

Her boyfriend, on the other hand, was a clingy douche who also dyed his hair blue to match her, but didn't know how to take care of it properly. He ended up with hilariously awful moss-colored hair for a month or so.

 

[Moswald Osley]

Sounds like this type was after my time as the only specimens we had were the rare Mexican emo in our circle of friends who was marginally cool and the fat goth who was actually extremely cool but not in our circle of friends for whatever reason, and even then they just dressed like that but didn't act any different than anyone else. No idea what happened to the goth but after high school the emo's baby daddy, also from our circle of friends, ended up getting stabbed by her current BF at the time and then the BF went to prison forever and that was that. I moved out of that state with no intention to return long before this happened. IDK, small town in flyover country, nobody really cared about anything and for cliques the lines were hazy to the point of not existing sometimes.

I don't know how anybody can navigate high school nowadays. Seems like you can't say or do anything remotely interesting or funny anymore and saying two words to the wrong person gets you unpersoned. I'll be sending my kids to private school.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

When she accidentally walked in on her mother and I.

 

[cummytummies]

My school never had any blue-haired girls.

 

[Sir Bartleby Montclair]

I told her pansexual sounds like the same thing as bisexual, and she told me that maybe if I used Tumblr more I would know the difference.

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

A severely retarded dude got caught jerking it to pics of Marge Simpson in my study hall.

 

[Bassomatic]

I'm old so, blue hair chicks were rave sluts before Karens or SJWs.

So weird... I guess getting my ass licked on first date?

 

[Glowie]

This is from proto Tumblr/SJW era since they didn't excist yet, no arguements on the internet, MySpace IRC gallery and live journal, black haired fatties smoking outside class, doing drugs and slitting wrists out of class in their single parent homes and cosplaying as hamburger moon.

This tale might not be as epic, but it's funny as fuck, embarrassing the anxiety ridden fatty and complete verbal beating of her in front of a animal rights activist
>The activist walks in clad in leather boots, mascara and purse to boot.
>Sermon goes on about you should protest outside Mickey D's because they're evil.
>Fatty proto blue hair speaks and nods how evil they are.
>Chad class mates point that her fat ass takes up two bench seats in nearest Mickey D while eating a big Mac, fries and chocolate milk shakes
>Trigglypuff activate and threatens to send his drug dealer to kill People
>After the brief intrelude the activits tells everyone how animal testing, fur farming is unethical
>"Hey nice boots and make up you have there" says class
>I've been silent since trigglypuff incident and speak.
>You are supporting groups that release caged foxes to local envoriment, killing local wildlife, game and endangered species
>Changes subject and explains how the industry should be dropped instantly
>"You're talking about over ten thousand jobs, who is going to cover their unemployment bills and foreclosures?"
>Long umm as the advocate is at loss words.
>Last attempts to appeal to emotions with le cruelty pictures before the sermon ends

Everyone exists and I get most of the daggers from proto blue hairs after their religion is destroyed.
Last year went as expected the fatty had second most absences, coming back every so often with more scars, grease and unwashed smells of deepest pits of methane plant.

She had a thing against every guy in the class who are into sports, gym memberships since one our boys father runs a gym and is a expert body builder.

The black haired scarred whale could not shut the fuck up about social justice, his "boyfriend" and lastly simp for Somalis.

Considering the whale came from a broken home and lived off welfare, it's likely that fattie killed herself shortly after graduation.

And gents was my most memorable experience with proto blue hairs.

Looking back it was I was looking at evolution in real time, mix of hilarity, annoyance and informative for me at least.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I've had some pretty weird one. One groped me (she was Bisexual and I am a gorl), one showed me and our friends her dildo collection and later broke up part of our friend group (she got all of the obnoxious people out so it was a net positive), one was a prehormone ftm cosplayer who powerleveled the fuck out on our second meeting, and one hated me for no reason even though I never spoke to her ever and only learned second hand from a friend. Two had dyed red hair and would experiment with hair colors, one had blue, and the cosplayer had a blue wig if that helped. It's the spirit of the whole thing, not the color.

I wonder why I like learning about cows and sometimes I remember these ladies, other ladies, and other men from my highschool years and remember why.