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What's the worst cockblocking you've ever recieved? - Female versions too: Let's tell legendary tales of being denied sex at the last goddamn moment.
- Thread starter The Un-Clit
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Crabbo
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Was on a first date with a wonderful woman.
Wholesome, beautiful, artistic, full package.
We worked together in a clinic for troubled kids, and when we both left that workplace I hit her up for a date.
Amazingly she said yes, and we went disc golfing at a course near my town in the woods.
Wonderful day, sun shining in through the leaves, and we were hitting it off nicely.
And then an old man came from behind and joined us for a round giving us tips.
And then he wouldn't leave. Even with polite notifications to move on ahead without us, he wouldn't bug off.
And I was too afraid to be bluntly rude and tell him to fuck off as this was our first date.
My inaction, and his never ending talking ruined that possibility sadly.
Wholesome, beautiful, artistic, full package.
We worked together in a clinic for troubled kids, and when we both left that workplace I hit her up for a date.
Amazingly she said yes, and we went disc golfing at a course near my town in the woods.
Wonderful day, sun shining in through the leaves, and we were hitting it off nicely.
And then an old man came from behind and joined us for a round giving us tips.
And then he wouldn't leave. Even with polite notifications to move on ahead without us, he wouldn't bug off.
And I was too afraid to be bluntly rude and tell him to fuck off as this was our first date.
My inaction, and his never ending talking ruined that possibility sadly.
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gay guy saved me and my friend from a huge creep at the club who kept asking us to sip his gross looking cloudy drink. also kept spitting on us while talking because weird gums
thank you gay guy at the club for dragging us away from that weirdo
thank you gay guy at the club for dragging us away from that weirdo
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Greatest cockblocking story ever is in the Bible. Read the book of Tobit; a woman marries seven men in row, each of whom is killed by the demon Asmodeus before anything happens on their wedding night. Eighth guy turns out alright (and other stuff happens in the book too)
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I was cockblocked by myself for being overweight, gaseous and a big autist. pretty big turn offs in themselves towards women.
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one time i was 13
wanted to jerk off
mom said i had to go to my neighbours christmas party
then i was too tired when i got home so i went to bed
wanted to jerk off
mom said i had to go to my neighbours christmas party
then i was too tired when i got home so i went to bed
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thats insaneone time i was 13
wanted to jerk off
mom said i had to go to my neighbours christmas party
then i was too tired when i got home so i went to bed
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I rejected a invite to a girls house because I wanted to play monster Hunter.
Also my childhood friend had a crush on me and wanted to do more, but I thought she meant best friends.
Im my own worst enemy
Also my childhood friend had a crush on me and wanted to do more, but I thought she meant best friends.
Im my own worst enemy
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Being too much of an autist to talk to the girls that I like.
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Drinking at his house on New Year’s Eve. Guy neglected to tell me he can’t handle hard liquor very well, got whiskey dick and spent the night puking in front of the toilet, crying and apologizing.
Metrics
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Post Halloween party. 19 and excessive drinking ensues. Two girls invite me and a friend back to their place. We think the night is going to end with some excitement.
We're sitting on the sofa at their place and get offered a drink, we haven't made it past the living room. While waiting for the drink someone comes in the door. It's a mutual friend from public school. One of the girls is his sister. We proceed to sit and have two drinks and then sleep on blow up mattresses in the living room. Sneak out at 6am the next morning.
We're sitting on the sofa at their place and get offered a drink, we haven't made it past the living room. While waiting for the drink someone comes in the door. It's a mutual friend from public school. One of the girls is his sister. We proceed to sit and have two drinks and then sleep on blow up mattresses in the living room. Sneak out at 6am the next morning.
Screamer_2
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Back when I was younger I probably cock blocked myself more than anyone else. Hindsight and what you learn with age and experience is a hell of a thing. Thinking back and realising, "oh wait she totally was into me." Realising you cared too much what people thought, was in your own head too much, oblivious to things and all sorts of stuff like that.
As for a cock block, one that still annoys me is I had a bunch of fat women ruin a relationship for me. I knew them, they'd talk about the one hot girl they work with and her terrible boyfriend. They convinced her to break up with him, which was the correct thing for her. They then had vicarious fantasies about if they were her and all the slutty behaviour they do. All the men they could sleep with and so forth. Yet that wasn't her, she was sweet, but a bit naive and not the brightest person.
I met her at something, she literally took my breath away. I kind of ignored her because she was so pretty. I had nerves. We eventually got chatting and we hit it off amazingly. To us no one else was there, the rest of the night was just us chatting and we kissed. We then started dating and the fat bitches went insane. I was too nice a guy, she isn't ready for a relationship, she is using me and she'll break my heart. It was really condescending towards me. I knew the situation, we got along great, we had great sexual chemistry and were just going to see where it went. Yet her "using me" became the focus of the workplace.
Everyday at work those bitches were gossiping at how terrible she was. Then they'd be in her ear. I was constantly having to talk her down as they would work her up. I then had some travel where we couldn't communicate, back in the days when wifi wasn't available everywhere and the fat bitches convinced her to end it and she should be single. Who knows where it'd have gone, but we should have been allowed to figure that out and those bitches should have let her be.
As for a cock block, one that still annoys me is I had a bunch of fat women ruin a relationship for me. I knew them, they'd talk about the one hot girl they work with and her terrible boyfriend. They convinced her to break up with him, which was the correct thing for her. They then had vicarious fantasies about if they were her and all the slutty behaviour they do. All the men they could sleep with and so forth. Yet that wasn't her, she was sweet, but a bit naive and not the brightest person.
I met her at something, she literally took my breath away. I kind of ignored her because she was so pretty. I had nerves. We eventually got chatting and we hit it off amazingly. To us no one else was there, the rest of the night was just us chatting and we kissed. We then started dating and the fat bitches went insane. I was too nice a guy, she isn't ready for a relationship, she is using me and she'll break my heart. It was really condescending towards me. I knew the situation, we got along great, we had great sexual chemistry and were just going to see where it went. Yet her "using me" became the focus of the workplace.
Everyday at work those bitches were gossiping at how terrible she was. Then they'd be in her ear. I was constantly having to talk her down as they would work her up. I then had some travel where we couldn't communicate, back in the days when wifi wasn't available everywhere and the fat bitches convinced her to end it and she should be single. Who knows where it'd have gone, but we should have been allowed to figure that out and those bitches should have let her be.
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Well here's a thread I didn't think I'd ever see resurrected! Not sure if I am glad or pissed about this, tbh. Not a story I would have revealed sober, let alone made a fucking thread on the Farms about! But it is what it is.
I should also tell of my first ever cockblocking when I was 15 then I suppose, though not sure if it would have led to sex or just making out with a friend's sister, but I found out later she was far from a virgin. But....
Anyway to keep it short, a friends 1 year younger sister shared a lot of the interests of my group and tended to hang out with us in high school. (Jr high to Americans I guess, this would have been grade 9 or 10) Anyway, she wanted to borrow a book from me and one day on lunch break we walked from school to my place to get it for her. I lived in a 2-floor house with a 2-story stairway separating top and bottom and we came in through the basement door to my rec-room.
Get her the book, and we're sitting on the couch talking and get to horsing around. It ends with me pinning and leaning over her as we're both smiling at each other, and then the smiling stops, both of us start to lean closer together as we are about to kiss and then a voice comes wafting down the stairs.......".Hello? Unclit?? is that you?? HELLO!!!?!" It's my MOTHER we had made enough noise to disturb her, so I had to yell up that 'yes it's me, just picking something up, sorry!' and there went THAT. We went back to school and nothing else became of it.
Next?
I should also tell of my first ever cockblocking when I was 15 then I suppose, though not sure if it would have led to sex or just making out with a friend's sister, but I found out later she was far from a virgin. But....
Anyway to keep it short, a friends 1 year younger sister shared a lot of the interests of my group and tended to hang out with us in high school. (Jr high to Americans I guess, this would have been grade 9 or 10) Anyway, she wanted to borrow a book from me and one day on lunch break we walked from school to my place to get it for her. I lived in a 2-floor house with a 2-story stairway separating top and bottom and we came in through the basement door to my rec-room.
Get her the book, and we're sitting on the couch talking and get to horsing around. It ends with me pinning and leaning over her as we're both smiling at each other, and then the smiling stops, both of us start to lean closer together as we are about to kiss and then a voice comes wafting down the stairs.......".Hello? Unclit?? is that you?? HELLO!!!?!" It's my MOTHER we had made enough noise to disturb her, so I had to yell up that 'yes it's me, just picking something up, sorry!' and there went THAT. We went back to school and nothing else became of it.
Next?
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Friends GF tried setting me up with her friend at a party. At one point we're making out all alone and she barges into the room because she got jealous and professed her love to me.
Fucking cunt.
Fucking cunt.
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I got cockblocked by a faggot simp discord mod because I apparently can't help a girl with her trauma of being raped by asking her to beat the shit out of me. Apparently she never told her new discord friends she got raped by a black kid playing doctor in kindergarten.
Tracksuit PHd
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OP was born and their mom stopped calling.
Serious answer, I used to be semi-autistic when it came to social cues. Have always been an introvert, so I missed out on cues and would realize it after it was too late. Luckily I discovered the sun and all its wonder qualities, pulled my head out of my ass, and figured shit out. In the end though, it's probably for the best I never hooked up with any of those girls.
Serious answer, I used to be semi-autistic when it came to social cues. Have always been an introvert, so I missed out on cues and would realize it after it was too late. Luckily I discovered the sun and all its wonder qualities, pulled my head out of my ass, and figured shit out. In the end though, it's probably for the best I never hooked up with any of those girls.
Uncle Tom's Condo
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My buddy drunkenly threw up on the BFF.
We were out at bars and it was clear that me and Norwegian exchange student gal who was wayyyyy out of my league were gonna hook up. god bless university. Anyway, the four of us were walking back to her place to hook up. But, no, my idiot friend who I love very much puked a lot and got the BFF in a friendly fire scenario and then there was discussion in Norwegian and idk what was said but, yeah, that ended the night on the spot.
I was pretty pissed at the time but, eh, it's kinda funny in hindsight.
We were out at bars and it was clear that me and Norwegian exchange student gal who was wayyyyy out of my league were gonna hook up. god bless university. Anyway, the four of us were walking back to her place to hook up. But, no, my idiot friend who I love very much puked a lot and got the BFF in a friendly fire scenario and then there was discussion in Norwegian and idk what was said but, yeah, that ended the night on the spot.
I was pretty pissed at the time but, eh, it's kinda funny in hindsight.
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I once met a women in a bar. She was beautiful, my absolute dream girl. I eventually wooed her over drinks and we hit the town. Singing and dancing our way through the city. Acting like teenagers in the night. When I brought her home laid on the bed. She took her clothes off. Just right before we were about to make love she talked to me.
She said, “I hope you don’t mind but I have something I need to tell you”
I was nervous but told her that she should tell me what she knows.
She took off her mask and I saw a short chubby far eyed neckbeard.
God fucking dammit null, you won’t get me a fourth time I promise.
She said, “I hope you don’t mind but I have something I need to tell you”
I was nervous but told her that she should tell me what she knows.
She took off her mask and I saw a short chubby far eyed neckbeard.
God fucking dammit null, you won’t get me a fourth time I promise.
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Girl I dated on/off for 6ish years was addicted to me for a bit. If she wasn't working she was just showing up and not leaving. Well she said she wants to please me by inviting another friend from her work. She shows me pictures and shes a solid 6 or 6.5/10 but she has a kid. And as a retarded young 20 year old I thought that anyone girl with a kid had a destroyed pussy. Turned down the offer.