What’s the worst kind of furry on the internet you’ve encountered?

In my experience they're all kind of the same. Yeah, the zoosadists and cubfurs are obviously the worst, but they've only been insufferable autistic weirdos to me. They take animals so seriously that you'd think you were talking a three-year-old.

They're the kind of people who copy+paste the literal definitions of words (pronunciation keys included) when they're slapfighting in YouTube comment sections. They're also self-anointed zoologists who'll constantly flex their lame animal factoids as if they're in a constant state of educating the masses on white siberian tigers or some shit.

One of the most annoying ones I met was this half-black autistic girl DeviantTard. She did that thing all furries do where they draw nothing but their shitty fursona. In her case it was some red fox/wolf thing.

Anyhow, she raaaged on me for "misgendering" a bull one time (I jokingly referred to a bull as a cow 'cause the word cow is funnier). I say "raged" but it was more like extreme offense masked with lots of "lolololols" and not letting me get another word in edge-wise while she explained to me what cows were.

Despite telling her that I do know the difference she wouldn't let it go, nor would she let me finish what I was originally saying. She proudly claimed: "I call every bovine a 'cattle' I don't care if it's grammatically incorrect. At least it's not misgendering lololol."

Days later, she (for some reason) schooled me on how she believes gender is a social construct because she's kind of masculine sometimes and her boyfriend is more feminine/sensitive than her. Purely based off her anecdotal observations.

But I was condemned for misgendering an animal.

Fucking spectrum retard.

Yes, this all happened over Discord.
 
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Zoosadists and diaper fags, can there even be another answer?

Zoosadists specifically are not only the worst furries, but some of the very worst humanity has to offer. They are evil in every sense, dangerous, and deserve nothing except the worst punishment we have to offer them.
 
"The animal can talk? sexy!"
"The animal can't talk? Even better!"

They're the kind of people who copy+paste the literal definitions of words (pronunciation keys included) when they're slapfighting in YouTube comment sections. They're also self-anointed zoologists who'll constantly flex their lame animal factoids as if they're in a constant state of educating the masses on white siberian tigers or some shit.
Now to be entirely fair, that's more of an autism problem in general, more than specifically a furry problem. Someone with severe autism that isn't a furry is going to be just as obnoxious, just about anime or trading cards or some shit like that, instead of animals.
 
If you exclude the babyfurs and zoosadists cause those are the obvious answers, the diaper people are the scariest to me. The terminology and shit they use make my skin crawl.
 
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