What's the worst piece of merchandise that you know of?

[Gorgar]

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[From The Uncanny Valley]

Most of the Trump protest shit

 

[MediocreMilt]

Null's Oedipus Coins.

 

[Gorgar]

For me, it's Sid Meier’s Civilization The Board Game.
Why would you want to play this when you can play a regular game of Sid Meier’s Civilization? You are throwing money away when you play this.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Any videogame-table game based... you know, like Where's Waldo from NES and Monopoly.

 

[Gorgar]

Any videogame-table game based... you know, like Where's Waldo from NES and Monopoly.

Where's Waldo for NES especially.
You can't even see Waldo; it's like an official prank from Waldo himself.

 

[LolRaccoon]

Either the Duck Dynasty bath loofahs or Evangelion sex toys.

 

[Cum Laudely]

These silver coins, they kinda look like dick Masterson from the side profile got the long hair and crown. Really like these Dick coins.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

 

[OC Donut Steel]

Runner-Up:

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Pride merch aimed at kids too young to even speak.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

This isn't even a contest.

 

[Un Platano]

This isn't even a contest.

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I can do you one worse, and that's YouTooz. Same shit as funkos except the characters are ethots and various other 'influencers.'

 

[Niggernerd]

Anything with "Made in China"

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

The majority of Trump's merchandises, funny how trumpanzees claim they hate chinks, yet buy shit that was made in China lol.

 

[sasazuka]

That lumbering behemoth old lady figure with a Gary Busey-looking face that is actually supposed to be Aunt May from The Amazing Spider-Man.

Stuart Ashens did a review of it a few years ago.

Spoiler: Possibly the worst official action figure ever | Ashens

 

[A Welsh Cake]

The spongebob tampons

 

[Walrus and Carpenter]

The majority of Trump's merchandises, funny how trumpanzees claim they hate chinks, yet buy shit that was made in China lol.
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Just to clarify, official Trump merchandise is all made in USA. The flags of Big Don as Rambo or riding on an M-1 Abrams tank are not official either, in case you couldn't tell.

 

[Billy Beer]

Any figurine or statuette (gay as fuck name) that comes with Viyda speshul editions.

In fact, any video game 'collectors' memorabilia. Get a fucking life.

 

[Honk Hill]

Null's Oedipus Coins.

Yeah you win the internet bruh.