What's the worst piece of merchandise that you know of?

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This isn't even a contest.

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There's so many to recount, but aside from MAGA merch and Funko pops: Guy Fawkes masks.

Nothing made me cringe so hard over the past fifteen years than 4ch taking their moralfag politisperging to IRL.
 
KISS caskets.
I mean.... why would you want one?
You'll be dead and also, that thing is going underground so nobody will see it other than the 15 people who bothered to show up for your funeral and they won't care about a shitty rock band while mourning your death.
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There are so many different models too.
This shit must sell.
 
KISS caskets.
I mean.... why would you want one?
You'll be dead and also, that thing is going underground so nobody will see it other than the 15 people who bothered to show up for your funeral and they won't care about a shitty rock band while mourning your death.
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There are so many different models too.
This shit must sell.
It's not nearly as epic as the Boss Baby coffin!
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KISS caskets.
I mean.... why would you want one?
You'll be dead and also, that thing is going underground so nobody will see it other than the 15 people who bothered to show up for your funeral and they won't care about a shitty rock band while mourning your death.
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There are so many different models too.
This shit must sell.
Don't some edgy vampire larpers buy stuff like this to sleep in or rebuild in different ways?
That vampire guy "Don Henrie" sleeps in a casket anyway.

Also: Maybe they want to do a death parade in the streets before the funeral?
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