what’s the worst season and why is it summer

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summer is objectively the worst season of the year. first of all these bitch ass kids arent contained at school for 40 hours a week for a whole 3 months and they do fuckall but be annoying in public.

it’s like 100 degree out and now you can’t even run the ac in the car cause it’ll burn all your $6/gal gas so you either have to sweat your ass off or spend 30 extra at the pump just to be able to drive anywhere comfortably

i don’t see the excitement for summer it’s literally just the season of put up with annoying fucking kids and spend extra money to not get heat stroke in your own house.

if you disagree, name ONE way that winter isn’t superior (protip:you can’t)
 
you're objectively correct but you forgot mosquitos, fucking vampire ass niggers making me slather myself in questionable chemicals to avoid being covered in itchy bites, fuck summer
fuck you’re right. i was outside the other night and after the first skeeter landed on me i decided to say fuck it time to go inside
 
To be devils advocate summer allows for swimming and other water based activities. Winter also gives people major depression for some reason its SAD.
also sweaty summer sex
winter still the best.
 
I'm in Wyoming for the next few weeks and it's fucking beautiful. Not too hot, not many people, just miles and miles of road and vistas that Star Wars could never pull off.
 
Summer is pure Chad the season
>Birds chirping even in the dead of night
>Vitamin D making everyone horny and pumped up
>Don't have to wear shit but a shirt and some shorts. Perfect to show off the body you've been working on all year or just be lazy.
>Niggers are crazy and want to shoot more often so you can more easily play GTA IRL; Bonus if it's an election year and BLM comes out of the cages
> Beautiful, mature green foliage. Flowers are in MILF mode
Winter virgins can't compete.
 
For me, it's Spring.
>Warm and sunny enough (depending on your region) to be out and about
>Daylight hours last a reasonably long amount of time, can still be out "at night" without sunset being at 10pm
>The actual pain in the ass bugs are still nymphs and haven't developed into harassment mode yet.
>Can spend a whole Saturday in the garden without horseflies sperging out and trying to rip you to pieces.
 
Summer is pure Chad the season
>Birds chirping even in the dead of night
>Vitamin D making everyone horny and pumped up
>Don't have to wear shit but a shirt and some shorts. Perfect to show off the body you've been working on all year or just be lazy.
>Niggers are crazy and want to shoot more often so you can more easily play GTA IRL; Bonus if it's an election year and BLM comes out of the cages
> Beautiful, mature green foliage. Flowers are in MILF mode
Winter virgins can't compete.
The summer chad vs the winter virgin. Someone should make a meme about that.
 
Anyone from climes that at least cool off at night have it better than those that don't, summertime especially.
 
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everyone complains about summer till winter rolls around and we wish for it to be summer again
dude once spring comes around i start dreading summer and once fall starts i feel relief at the weather getting cooler. in summer you’re constantly sweating and feeling like shit cause of the heat plus it’s wildfire season.

if seasonal depression is a thing then for me it’s summer. if i could press a button to make it winter all year i would do it no hesitation and i’m sure many others would as well
To be devils advocate summer allows for swimming and other water based activities. Winter also gives people major depression for some reason its SAD.
also sweaty summer sex
winter still the best.
yeah going to the beach is nice during the one week vacation you’re allowed from work. i don’t understand getting depression from winter it’s the comfiest season by far. no fucking summer or winter sex cuz i can’t pull. winter clearly is still the winner
>Vitamin D making everyone horny and pumped up
>Don't have to wear shit but a shirt and some shorts. Perfect to show off the body you've been working on all year or just be lazy.
in that case hopefully there’s a mass vitamin D deficiency. wearing less clothes sucks too unless you’re skinny and attractive
 
Fall is my favorite: leaves change, smells nice, make a fire, bake and cook, anticipate the holidays. And now that I'm permanent work from home, winter in my cozy thick jammies and a foot bath under the desk while watching the snow will be heavenly.

Summer gets too shooty in the hood, plus the incessant sirens and boom cars. Can't enjoy it much unfortunately.
 
Winter is the worst season because of the snow. Snow is only good if you are a kid/teenager and perhaps college student, as far as getting you out of school for a day or more. Once you are an adult or out of college, you are fucked and have to go out in the freezing snow and going to work or else....
 
Only if your a bitch ass pussy. Winter is fucking great.
You and OP are lucky neither of you are hobos. If you live on the streets, it's definitely the worst season out there. It is basically why hobos go to Hollywood or California, because it's so hot down there there's almost no breeze to speak of during Winter.

Every season sucks for a reason or another, my favourite season is Spring.

Spring sucks if you got allergies.
Summer sucks for all the reasons stated in the OP.
Autumn sucks because mosquitoes are hundredfold more active than during summer, leaves may also make driving or going from place to place harder.
Winter sucks due to the extreme cold that costs a lot of gas yearly, the stupid ass snow that makes driving difficult, the frozen ice on the roads and the sidewalk, fogs/mists and most importantly the flu seasons.

Objectively, the best season would be either Spring or Fall because they have the least amount of drawbacks.
 
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