Whats the worst song to have sex to?

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Pretty self explanatory, but what is the worst song you could possibly have sex to, for whatever reason.

My vote is for "St Elmos Fire" , I just don't feel like I could keep a straight face, I'd just feel like a dork.

 

[dick brain]

"Aghartha" by Sunn O)))

You do one thrust, then zone out for five minutes before doing another thrust

And if you try to toke a blunt to get around it you and your partner will imagine being tortured by demons in Hell instead of spiritual intimacy

What if I'm into that?

 

[PonderosaPete]

Dare to be stupid by weird Al. Always feels like a challenge, so I'd end up doing something to ruin the mood.

 

[soup peddler]

Doing it to anything by Autechre will give you a stroke

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I normally associate butt cheek percussion with the bongos. Played-A-Live (The Bongo Song) by Safri Duo would be my go-to, but that's more a foreplay thing.

I wonder if you could attach electrodes to an ass and use it to play Donkey Konga