What's the worst song you've ever heard?

[NyQuilninja]

Behold this corn fed faggot

This shit from Sweden Caramella girls

All most forgot about this embarrassing shit

 

[The Great Citracett]

Any one of the pure cringe parodies put out by the Peterson Farm Bros probably counts.

The views are in the millions and the audience is probably boomers. Notably most comments are "hey, farming is cool and we appreciate it" or "we keep watching these because they stick God in the lyrics" types of things.

They've got normal videos which are alright, but they're up to 17 of these awful parodies now.

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

Here's another abortion I have to hear at work every day. Can we fucking end this trend of frat boy rock please?

 

[Nykysnottrans]

WTF...

It's too zany to be outright shitty, frankly, but it still sounds like a parody of a musical song, a white man's rap and some elevator muzak all rolled into one.

 

[Takodachi]

Everything null plays at the end of his streams. his shit taste hurts my ears.

 

[Nykysnottrans]

Too bad it wasn't up to par cos it had potential...

 

[El Porko Fako]

I get to be topical with this one. Been awhile since I hated a song this much.

Currently number 6 in the US. It's a pudgy Australian girl pretending to be a Jamaican muppet singing horribly over a non-beat. If this come on during my evening commute, it takes every bit of willpower I have not to drive into oncoming traffic.

 

[bigdongle]

didn't read the whole thread so idk if this has already been posted but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLZVLQUY2wE

 

[BIG_BRAD]

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

I hate this whiny melodramatic song, I hate the rhythm, I hate the over the top emotional vocals, I hate the insipid lyrics and especially hate
that it contains the line "I'll never wake up without an overdose of you."

I do like that you can't tell whether they are singing about Jesus or somebody they want to fuck (it's both).

 

[Trombonista]

This song ruined Jason Mraz.

 

[Pee Cola]

This is what "woke" sounded like in the '70s.

 

[Maamtis]

I don't want to see a ghost.
It's a sight that I fear most.
I'd rather have a piece of toast
and watch the evening news.

GENIUS!

 

[QuokkaCaptain]

This one I hate with a passion:

I hate it. It's the anthem of the paranoid feminist that thinks all men secretly want to control women. The whole song screams "I HAVE DADDY ISSUES" and "I'M NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS" in big, bold, neon letters.

Pretending that I need a boy
Who's gonna treat me like a toy

I know the other girlies wanna wear expensive things
Like diamond rings
But I don't wanna be the puppet that you're playing on a string
This queen don't need a king

Mister Right could be nice for one night
But then he wanna take control
And I would rather fly solo

Then Snow White
She did it right
In her life
Had seven men to do the chores
'Cause that's not what a lady's for

The only thing a boy's gonna give a girl for free's captivity

This is a close contender for second.

Taylor Swift needs to stop pretending she's a victim. She's a millionaire grown woman who continues to act like a bratty teenager. She got rich off of writing burn-songs about her ex-boyfriends and now wants to pretend that she has no culpability in how her public image has unfolded.

 

[Pee Cola]

This is what ear rape actually sounds like.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Basically any mumble rap used to hype a major video game release.

It sounds like the softback dictionary definition of a niggerism, but in "music" form.

 

[heavycream]

Anything on 'An Evening With Wild Man Fischer'!
(endearing in it's own demented way)

 

[Orion Balls]

Not sure if this is the right thread for this, but I hate these songs, and yet, they tell the complete story of addiction in only two songs: Miley Cyrus' "Party in the USA", (2009) directly followed by her song "We Can't Stop" (2013). It details the complete destruction of a woman in only five years.

 

[Spunt]

Basically any mumble rap used to hype a major video game release.

It sounds like the softback dictionary definition of a niggerism, but in "music" form.

I don't think it's the worst song ever, necessarily, but this post reminded me of the way EA used a terrible orchestral cover of Ozzy Osborne's "Crazy Train" to promote Anthem. For a month or two at the beginning of last year you couldn't watch Youtube without being bombarded by it.

Not only is this version shitty in its own right (rubbish midi orchestration and over-compressed percussion trying to make it "exciting"), but the song has NOTHING WHATSOEVER to do with the game. "Crazy Train" is a song about how Ozzy can't believe how people are so violent and cruel to each other, and seeing man's inhumanity to man is making him doubt his sanity, using the metaphor of "going off the rails on a Crazy Train" to describe his declining mental state. Anthem, on the other hand, is a rubbish video game about how cool it is to be violent and blow shit up. It contains no themes of mental heath, how violence is bad for the psyche, no craziness, and exactly zero trains, actual or metaphorical. The only vocal sample in the trailer is Ozzy's "All Aboard" which again makes no sense in the context of Anthem, a game that notably lacks any vehicles for your character to interact with (despite some of the early trailers suggesting otherwise). You don't get aboard anything in Anthem. The whole thing is just so fucking stupid. And like I said, it's a terrible cover that sounds like some edgelord teenager overdosed on Powerman 5000 records before his mum bought him EastWest orchestra.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

And like I said, it's a terrible cover that sounds like some edgelord teenager overdosed on Powerman 5000 records before his mum bought him EastWest orchestra.

It honestly would have been cooler if they just had Powerman 5000 do the theme.