What's the worst song you've ever heard?

[Mullti Port RDRAM]

Dream is still fat

 

[sienna]

laura les's solo work makes me want to kill myself

 

[Done Goofed]

I did a project with billboard charts a year ago. It largely took me down the rabbit hole of forgotten boomer music. There I met Muskrat Love by the Captain and Tenille, an act so bad and prolific boomers accuse each other of liking, what i can only describe as the Meghan trainor and Charlie puth of the late 70s. Here's a song about ferrets having sex. This was a top 5 hit.

 

[Trilby]

I did a project with billboard charts a year ago. It largely took me down the rabbit hole of forgotten boomer music. There I met Muskrat Love by the Captain and Tenille, an act so bad and prolific boomers accuse each other of liking, what i can only describe as the Meghan trainor and Charlie puth of the late 70s. Here's a song about ferrets having sex. This was a top 5 hit.

And now I get memories of my parents listening to this!

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

 

[Fred Fuckstone]

Mildly off topic, but I cannot name one song of Devo's where Mark's singing doesn't ruin it. He's a better keyboardist than a lead singer.

 

[thegooddoctor]

Pretty much all of Fred’s songs are terrible but this one is got to be the absolute worst, no sense of tone, rhythm, good rhyming, chord progression or anything remotely resembling good singing or musical ability. Everything is wrong with this song. Absolute crap.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Disco Duck

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

Check out this godawful shit.

 

[Bold&Brash]

 

[Nykysnottrans]

Cross-posting this from the BreadTube thread because I haven't heard such shitty diss tracks in a long time. For context, Demon Momma is a BreadTuber who is basically a trannie Vaush clone. Someone recorded a shitty diss. Upon hearing this I couldn't even tell if this trap song was meant to be pro or against, it sucks either way, zoomers badly need to learn how to record a proper diss:

Then Demon Momma's friend GayFesh recorded his own counter diss, and it's even worse than the above:

There's too much going on in this song, and not a single instrument is properly adjusted to any of the others. It's supposed to be this thumping party track but instead it's just a disjointed mess.

Pretty much all of Fred’s songs are terrible but this one is got to be the absolute worst, no sense of tone, rhythm, good rhyming, chord progression or anything remotely resembling good singing or musical ability. Everything is wrong with this song. Absolute crap.

OMG LMAOOO! This is like someone recorded their own South Park parody of their own song! LMAOOO!

 

[DonaldJTrump]

This is played on store intercoms

 

[eDove]

This is played on store intercoms

Oh dear.

I'm not an audio expert or anything, but the song just sounds choppy and broken at points — ignoring the fact that it's the most generic-sounding thing in the world. I knew the chorus was going to sound exactly like that before I heard it.

 

[Chongqing]

Pimp Juice.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

 

[RichardMongler]

Zombie, or anything by the Cranberries for that matter. They were god-awful.

"Zombie" is admittedly a terrible fucking tune and my least favorite song from their catalog. "Salvation" is another stinker, but at least it's listenable.

The Cranberries were at their best writing sappy, sentimental ballads, and fuck me, does "Ode to My Family" make me cry like a bitch. "Linger" is another great tune.

It's hard to say which tune is the absolute worst, but "Hey Baby" by No Doubt is guaranteed to piss me the fuck off.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

I'm pretty sure the kid who made this is legitimately retarded but here you go.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

Yes, I got this from the Todd in the Shadows review. But the penis colada line is so bad it makes me want to neck myself. And it's not the worst part of the song.

 

[StevieLasVegas]

The music isn't horrible per se, but fuck me, the lyrics and the female singer are shit.