What's the worst song you've ever heard?

LagoonaBlue said:
How could you forget Fat Bastard?

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The Macc Lads are the best.


"Close yer legs luv, yer meat smells."
"...burrit keeps t'flies off me chips!"

Anyhow. Awful music. I was going to link Pound On My Muffin by Shira here but it's been purged from Youtube for being execrable. Anyhow. This gets my vote for being completely ubiquitous and utter shite to the point at which over 50% of female Tinder users in my area have this as an embedded Spotify song on their profile at which point I swipe left because it's a semi-reliable indicator they'll be doing the duckface and wearing way too much make up. It sounds like some in da club hip pop number from the mid 2000s and we all know how awful they were.


Here's a bonus stinker. Cheryl Cole (or Fernandez Versini, or whatever the fuck her married name is this week), "Fight for this Love." It's completely unmemorable in every way other than a distinct feeling of suckitude.


And here's a bonus bonus stinker! Cher Lloyd, "Swagger Jagger." Do not listen to this because it is necrotising fasciitis in sound form.

 
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Oddest combination of hotel lounge music and bizarre lyrics I think I've ever heard.

Whoa the Seed Inside Ya
Can You Feeeelll it Growing....

 
Yaoi Huntress Earth said:
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Oakland has the worst hip hop scene in the country, bar none. Cities that have nothing but white boy alternative hip hop like Seattle and Minneapolis are more tolerable than the idiotic trash that comes out of East Bay. This is the city that gave the world MC Hammer. I mean, even their most popular rapper these days, Lil B, is popular for being ironically terrible instead of just terrible.

Actually, that reminds me:

 

I present you with the warcrime my friends used to deploy on the college jukebox to break up the war between pop music and metal. Well, when we weren't What's New Pussycat-ing the place, anyway
 
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crownthefempire said:

I present you with the warcrime my friends used to deploy on the college jukebox to break up the war between pop music and metal. Well, when we weren't What's New Pussycat-ing the place, anyway
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*reports to the Hague*

Seriously, when me and my friend couldn't be arsed to wait at the SU bar, we'd at least get Black Grape or The Stone Roses (good songs!) on the jukebox to clear everyone out. That's just evil!
 
Yeah..... Something about this song in particular makes me thankful for The Shaggs: especially since Foot Foot needs to be found again and stopped from roaming so much!
 
Wanna know what Ant & Dec did before shitting up Britain's TV screens with their unfunny Geordie banter? But after Byker Grove?

Well, dinner is served. If by "dinner" you mean "crapulent attempt at cashing in on the then popularity with da yoof of shitty hip hop because our marketing bods said so."

 
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Ginger Piglet said:
Wanna know what Ant & Dec did before shitting up Britain's TV screens with their unfunny Geordie banter? But after Byker Grove?

Well, dinner is served. If by "dinner" you mean "crapulent attempt at cashing in on the then popularity with da yoof of shitty hip hop because our marketing bods said so."

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Still not as bad as this.
 
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