What's the worst song you've ever heard?

The Weeknd's Blinding Lights
Seriously why does everyone like this so much? I feel like I'm the only one who can't stand this song. It makes my ears bleed every time I have to hear this again on the radio. What a sorry state of pop music right now.

Also, I'm not usually one to pick on voices but goddamn is his voice fucking grating .
 
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El Porko Fako said:
I get to be topical with this one. Been awhile since I hated a song this much.


Currently number 6 in the US. It's a pudgy Australian girl pretending to be a Jamaican muppet singing horribly over a non-beat. If this come on during my evening commute, it takes every bit of willpower I have not to drive into oncoming traffic.
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this is effectively torture music
 
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Battlecruiser3000ad said:
There was a presumably popular song 5 or so years back that I heard multiple times from radios in stores and other places I had to go to, it was some beta guy complaining that his gf's father doesn't want them married, and the refrain was like "I'm going to marry her anyway" in the most whiny voice. It was some of the worst suffering, wanting to murder someone you don't even know who tf it is.
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Enjoy getting it stuck in your head for the next few hours:
 
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Anything by Florida Georgia Line, but specifically H.O.L.Y and Meant To Be. Fucking ear-grating shit.
 
From the viral hit superstar who made that other track Rat which was already an awful song to begin with, this political take is a complete fucking failure for me from top to bottom. The self-impressed grandiosity in which she portrays herself is just grating to listen to which is ironic given the song's depth in regards to american healthcare is no more deep than "big pharma bad, corporations bad, private healthcare bad". It doesn't help that Penelope is not a good singer at all and many times she disrupts the flow of her song with these avantgarde and pretentious pauses that grind everything to halt just so you can hear her say aggravating lyrics that sound like they were written by a 12 year old: "God as my witness you corporate fucking prick I did not become a doctor to suck the devil's dick. It was the government, The companies, bureaucracy, The lobbyists, the Congressmen and lies, They trickled into both my ears, It got louder over the years, Until all that I could hear was fucking flies."
 
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This entire album.
I love extreme types of music but Stallaggh is just shit. Oh, and the story behind the album is probably fake.
 
Don't know, but I had a very visceral reaction to 'Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?' to the point that I tended to say 'They found new cows' out loud when it came on the radio.
 
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Jacked Up by Weezer. Probably some of the most sickening high-pitched, soy-infused vocals I've heard in a song period. Even though their only material that I liked was made long ago, I was still shocked by how noxious their sound had become.
 
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A few weeks ago I was listening to a 90s hits playlist when this song pop up.


Ok, typical basic song from the 90s. But then, I wondered what would happened with that band since I don’t remember any other songs. So then I found this gem.


🎵 I am a Jew, a Jew and you’re my Hitler 🎵

Lyrics:
You don't wanna know

Man, I’m such a winner
I'm a loser
I am a giver and I'm a user
I don’t follow fashion
'Cause man it's such a drag
I got fifty women, and damn, am I a fag

'Cause the things that make you happy
Make me sad
And them things you want so bad
I already have, have
No more lying, this is the truth

Damn I hate money
But man I'm so rich
I'll pay my brother three dollars an hour
To dig my burial ditch, ditch
I ask the questions
But you are the riddle-aw!
I am a Jew, a Jew and you're my Hitler!
So come on, take me alive!

The things that make you happy
Make me sad
And them things you want so bad
I already have, have
No more lying, excuse me, this is the truth
Oh yeah, whoa!
Come on and rock, my baby!

It's a funky money
You smile like a coward
I’m so suicidal
I’ll kill you with a flower
I hate the future
You try to look mod, whoa-who!
What's her name?
I go to church
But damn, I think I’m God
Let's play, who!

'Cause the things that make you happy
Make me sad
And them things you want so bad
I already have, have
No more lying
A wop-bom a loo-mop, this is the truth
Let it ring
Let it ring all month
I've heard it all
One little boy’s confession

Now do me in-aw!
Whoa! Who-who who yeah yeah oh no oh no
(Tell me what...) Oh no!
Who, oh no, baby!
Who!

Here it comes!
Here it comes!
Here it comes!
Here it comes!
Are you ready?
Are you ready?

Here comes the lawsuit, baby!
Slow ride, take it easy
Yeah yeah
Slow ride, take it easy
Whoa!
Slow ride, kinda sleazy, oh
Slow ride, life goes easy, yeah!
Who-woah-who!

Sure we all believe in the truth, so you say
I'd think you'd prefer a lie so I'll tell you
Straight faced that I'm not
I ain't that dumb
I can't keep it away
 
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