What's wrong with necroposting?

[Epic Fail Man]

Seems kind of based imo

 

[hooboy]

post

 

[Shig O'nella]

It makes the oldfags complain. So yeah, based.

 

[JamusActimus]

The thread is already dead you need to have a good reason to necro it.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

The thread is already dead you need to have a good reason to necro it.

why must there be a reason?

I think "let's keep it going" is as good enough of a reason if you need one.

 

[Usb2200a]

I curse you into a never ending shitty thread.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

It's unfunny and lolcows tend to do it to bring more attention to themselves, ie @Wool

 

[JamusActimus]

why must there be a reason?

I think "let's keep it going" is as good enough of a reason if you need one.

Well it's dead for a reason.
Why bring it back?
Also by necro we mean thread fully dead for 3+ years

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Also by necro we mean thread fully dead for 3+ years

the older the thread is the more reason to bring it back to life imo

 

[MediocreMilt]

Good necroposting: "Oh I see this cow hasn't been talked about in awhile! Here's an update on some exceptional behavior that made me kek with excellent archives:"

Bad necroposting: *no posts in like a year* "lol what a gross fatty!"

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Good necroposting: "Oh I see this cow hasn't been talked about in awhile! Here's an update on some exceptional behavior that made me kek with excellent archives:"

Bad necroposting: *no posts in like a year* "lol what a gross fatty!"

Best necroposting: "fart"

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

Bookmarking this thread so I can come back in 3 years and show you.

 

[Troonos]

Because 99.999% of the time, we get a notification on an interesting thread we followed years ago to get updates, and we get really excited that there's new milk after half a decade, and it's just some newfag retard who joined yesterday saying "LOL THIS LOL COW IS FAT".

why must there be a reason?

I think "let's keep it going" is as good enough of a reason if you need one.

the older the thread is the more reason to bring it back to life imo

Because you're a mongoloid, and we can be 100% certain that your contribution to the dead thread will be an inane comment and not any actual update on the cow.

No one has a problem with necroposting when someone has new information on the cow, but you and nearly every other necroposter don't do that.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Because 99.999% of the time, we get a notification on an interesting thread we followed years ago to get updates, and we get really excited that there's new milk after half a decade, and it's just some newfag retard who joined yesterday saying "LOL THIS LOL COW IS FAT".



Because you're a mongoloid, and we can be 100% certain that your contribution to the dead thread will be an inane comment and not any actual update on the cow.

No one has a problem with necroposting when someone has new information on the cow, but you and nearly every other necroposter don't do that.

I think there is a conflict of interest between "let's get some more deets! let's get all the deets!" and "let's have fun"

 

[Troonos]

I think there is a conflict of interest between "let's get some more deets! let's get all the deets!" and "let's have fun"

Have fun reading the thread. If it's that old and you have nothing to contribute, just let it sleep.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Good necroposting: "Oh I see this cow hasn't been talked about in awhile! Here's an update on some exceptional behavior that made me kek with excellent archives:"

Bad necroposting: *no posts in like a year* "lol what a gross fatty!"

The only exception is in the Ross thread b/c it resulted in Ruby the Hole coming to KF to show us how much better she is than us.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Have fun reading the thread. If it's that old and you have nothing to contribute, just let it sleep.

I'm sorry, I guess I will only post on threads if its something absolutely important.

 

[Troonos]

I'm sorry, I guess I will only post on threads if its something absolutely important.

False dichotomy. Don't be a baby. Obviously we're just talking about really old threads. This is pretty much a universal rule on online forums.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

What if i got a really funny joke i've been wanting to make for 3 years?

 

[Kahr CW9]

"Hey guys how do I X?"
REE SEARCH THE FORUM

"Wow good thing I searched the forum, this thread is exactly topical to my needs"
REEE HOW DARE YOU NECRO THIS THREAD! BANNED FOREVER AND EVER REE

*"Hey guys how do I X?"
>I DM'd you the solution