I am actually from the Sonichu Universe. I am proof that the merge is real and our Lord and Savior has sent me on a holy mission to watch this place and warn thy subjects here to repent of their sins before our Goddess is proven right.
Repent now, follow the Goddess, the merge IS REAL and those who fail to believe and ignore the New 10 Commandments of CWC will burn eternally in hell. I've never been to thell but our Mommy Goddess says you have to work, never play video games, are forced to eat healthy foods, you get misgendered, but worst of all, the most true and honest terror is that Satan is blue arm Sonic.
Please repent now and you will be swarming in My Little Pony horse pussy.