What's your favorite random.txt quote?

[mickey339]

The one's about Kirby (not) being a pedo.

 

[Raging Capybara]

 

[Mango Cobra]

I'm quite partial to ”i bet he's smashing up his kitchen right now like a demented autistic ape”

 

[toilet_rainbow]

"Very quickly my Pokemon catching dreams were obliterated by the unfortunate reality that exist for a Black Man in America. I realized that if I keep playing this game, it could literally kill me." I remember seeing this post in the wild on Tumblr. (Actually, it was something very similar, whoops)

Also, "At my local comic book store there's a sign on it reminding its visitors to take showers."

I still love the Pokemon Go one the most, but I also dig

”Do not say that SpongeBob SquarePants is dead or you will be yelled at, on the internet and in real life.”