What's your favorite random.txt quote?

[Tahoma]

"It was an awkward ride home that day."

I have no idea what the context is, and that's why I love that one.

It was after Chris shat his pants at the mall IIRC.

I have doxxed people though, including an autistic 8-year-old who really fucking deserved it

 

[Burgers in the ass]

”if i had an autistic son itd be dead p quickly”

 

[Next Task]

Every time I see the one about the guy asking his mother to have sex with him I am horrified anew.

 

[glasscannon]

”Everyone MASS report to the FBI all the Cyber Bullying that Kiwi Farm”

and the other quote about the farms being investigated by the police

 

[PoisonedBun]

The one that goes like ‘at first, my parents refused to see my transition as anything more than a manifestation of my autism’. It makes me laugh every time I see it.

 

[Raging Capybara]

”Supper will be popcorn.”

I still wonder what was the context of this quote.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

"bane pls not me, dun play minecrap".

 

[Tragi-Chan]

“How do you do a triangle fill? It’s algebra little nigger!”

 

[World's Smallest Violin]

"The words "Bionicle community" sent a chill up my spine."

 

[Return of the Freaker]

"awesome jerking off love your butt, BUT it didn't look clean enough and may not be smoothe enough but sexy none the less loved the vid of yu flabby bely and th brest like packs mm. soo god that cok i'd love o suck"

 

[Witthel]

"So I showed Dynastia's penis to police officers"

I have no idea who the hell Dynastia is, but I find this one hilarious.

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

Why is he on a toilet?

 

[Troonologist PhD]

”The stupid bitch can't even set the house on fire. She cant even do that right.” I always wanted to know the context for that.

 

[Twitter Hate Mob]

"Dynastia was last seen: Viewing thread Which LOLCow would make the best sex slave?, A moment ago"

 

[Ligoskj]

"So he's into weird, depraved shit. That's pretty much half our userbase. Where is the funny stuff?"

 

[JoJo's Bizarre Abortion]

”If you have been BUTT-FUCKED By MALES since age 13”

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Something I saw last night & should've capped it, it was something like "lol yeah & maybe Chris will own TWO pairs of pants someday."

Won't lie, made me laugh hard enough to do an inverse DSP snort. Wish I could remember exact wording.

 

[A Grey Cat]

The cool dude Clem one about being 12 forever on mobius. What is it with sonic manchildren and wanting to be underaged tweens forever

 

[Not a local]

I always smile when I see something involving Dynastia. It always seems to be some crazy shit.

”Dynastia has been organising the sending of penis photos to women for harassment purposes on a near industrial scale.”

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

"I googled it and found hentai"