What's your favorite random.txt quote?

[Chan Buddhism]

"Today, I brought a couple of teenage boys to my home and invited them to drink a shitting potion."

 

[PhoneHexOperator]

“they doxed my grandma”

 

[Haffhart]

"DO NOT ENGAGE IN COMBAT WITH THE RACE WAR VAN"

 

[Devyn]

This makes me laugh every time I see it

 

[Picnic_Boy]

The one with some guy threatening his mom for not having sex with him. I haven't seen it in the rotation in a while, but it's the absolute zero of human dignity.

 

[Troonologist PhD]

“I am literally bending paper with my mind waves.”

Never change, Chris.

 

[NynchLiggers]

”Why does Carson have 107 hours in a text-based game about a Hungarian 14-year-old girl being raped and impregnated?”

 

[Kiwi Nuggets]

”Why is he on a toilet!?”

 

[jell0]

”Autists are improving. It used to be you'd have to hold them down to record their screams.”

 

[World's Smallest Violin]

”i fear for my life every day because trump won't give me money for me to waste on striped socks, used panties and a webcam to show the world how girly i am”

 

[Scratch This Nut]

”I have doxxed people though, including an autistic 8-year-old who really fucking deserved it.”

 

[Troonologist PhD]

“Listen Hitler, I’m tired of your white knighting!”

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

slight necroing because these two describe me as an entire person to a T

 

[Spicboyskafan]

Who is this cute little lesbian and how tight is her pussy?!

 

[Hawking's TTS]

It's not a quote per-se, but I love it because it sums up the neckbeard's euphoria in a just single gif.

 

[Yamamura]

”ITS A ZEBRA NOT A ZEDBRA JUST LIKE ITS A ZOO NOT A ZEDOO YOU DUMB UK MORON FAGGOT”

 

[TheOtherOne]

Tie between “read my manifesto” and ”Is it a New Zealand forum?”

 

[Troonologist PhD]

”Wizards might recollect how the normods not only suggested granting him amnesty, from a rightful exile, but donning him with the attire of the archmage.”

I still wonder what the context for this is.

 

[OvercookedBacon]

The one about the sticky, death-smelling lint things in someone's taint and how they refuse to go away after showers and Lotrimin.

 

[Troonologist PhD]

The one about the sticky, death-smelling lint things in someone's taint and how they refuse to go away after showers and Lotrimin.

That one comes from Halal cow Connor Bible. His thread.