What's your method for getting back in the game when you've all but given up on life?

[Billy Beer]

Shit goes bad. That's life. Ups and Downs and shit. When shit is bad and down, what do you do to turn your fortunes around?

It could be anything from hagen daas and having a cry over bridget jones, or smashing the fuck out of your room to Pantera.

What's your ritual?

 

[Crunchy Oats]

I'm far too busy to give up on life

 

[vulg]

get circumcised

 

[Justtocheck]

Benzos and coffee until I snap out of it.

 

[singletxguyforfun]

gay grass and faggy tunes get me going. Its the little things in life that you hold on to that makes life n e a t

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Clean the house. Get a new outfit. Maybe change hair color or style.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I do it by reminding others that tax season is coming…

 

[L50LasPak]

There's a hilarious theory out there that any break in consciousness effectively constitutes death, meaning that every time you go to sleep you effectively die and when you wake up next you're technically a new person, just with the body and memories of the previous one.

Go to bed.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

smashing the fuck out of your room to Pantera.

I also like to have intercourse with my bedroom.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

What do I do? I pick myself up off the floor and move on. As I get older it gets harder and harder to do it each time but the choice is either to get back up or stay down and if I stay down then that’s the end of me. I’ve got kids that would miss me dearly, I get back up for them.

 

[Lee Crabb]

My go-to weekly reset involves a trip to the local coffee shop with a book in hand.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Watch the "How Winning is Done" speech from Rocky and imagine that my dad actually loved me.

 

[Michael Wade]

Pray to god and Jesus Christ. Seriously.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

I look at my mortgage payment schedule. No matter how bad things go, if I don't want to add 'homeless' to the stack it's time to act.

 

[Solid Snek]

Special Needs Center, then go to the playground and stand in the bushes.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Get busy livin‘ or get busy dyin’

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Stop drinking and delete my browser history

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Go for a walk. Sounds stupid but it does help.

You could also smoke some meth and go ham on cleaning your place. It's effective advice, but probably wouldn't be considered good advice.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Attempting sudoku. puzzles

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Take a day out. Step away from the Internet and human contact. Go somewhere I haven’t been before.