What’s your midichlorian count?

[gamerweeb1]

And which Kiwifarms users have the highest/lowest counts?

 

[Moths]

Aye haev ova 10,000 chromosoem

 

[dick brain]

~900ng/dL

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

6

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

tree fiddy
highest: obviously the erverlerd ooooooopertor
lowest: you. since you asked

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

over 9000

 

[Cats]

1

I am the midichlorian

*cralws into ur bloodstream*

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

1488

 

[Pagan Min]

Six gorillion

 

[AnsemSoD1]

My power levels are over 69,420.