Whats your most degenerate/depraved fetish?

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Here is mine.

Spoiler: only for the brave souls

 

[zero-who]

Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the animal crossing cat so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to Raymond's house I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Raymond. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Raymond's tight cat bussy. I want him to have my mutant mpreg catgirl babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors cat. I'd dressed him in my sister's maid dress and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my Nintendo Switch. I might not ever get to see Raymond again.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Food fetish

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Loving procreation.

Spoiler

Distantly followed in depravity by younger men flustering older women.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

My family.

 

[JektheDumbass]

Honeypots

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Honeypots

This you?

 

[Character from a movie]

fuck, that shit reminds me of that webm where a lady lets a mantis eat her nipples..

...mantises can eat nipples?!

 

[I am vomit]

...mantises can eat nipples?!

Yeah, they can eat pretty much anything meaty. I've seen it. It's pretty insane.

 

[DuckSucker]

I didnt think it was real so I looked it up and its so fucking weird.

I saw one version on reddit, and another version on motherless where its a different nipple, the mantis looks a little different too so theres more than one woman letting a mantis chew on her nipple, and it has weird like inspirational music over it, I dont know how to describe the music. And the whole time this mantis has like weird teeth moving around and its eating out a nipple as big as the things head.

https://www.reddit.com/r/awwwtf/comments/ddykkh/cute_mantis_has_a_snack/

 

[JethroTullamore]

Liberals.

I’m a hard core republican who believes in the constitution and hates masks and mandates of any kind.

I’ve always wanted to hate fuck a green haired woman who’s yelling at me to put a mask on just before we drag each other into the family restroom and let out all of our aggression and hatred on each other’s genitals.

 

[Spiny Rumples]

Kissing someone or making love without asking for consent first, just taking it slow, going off of her actions and expression and assuming she's into it.

Yes, I know it's rape. I first learned about it in college, during mandatory consent class.

 

[Penis Drager]

I'm unironically into orgasm denial and chastity.
Pls don't make fun of me

 

[Filthyphil]

Making pron
Toys in hot girls rumps

 

[Spiny Rumples]

I'm unironically into orgasm denial and chastity.
Pls don't make fun of me

You will never cum. You have no balls, you have no working penis, you have no courage. You are a sexual man twisted by shame and loneliness into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “teasing” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish bedroom antics behind closed doors.
Women are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to avoid beta dick with incredible efficiency. Even wimps who “make bank” look uncanny and unnatural to a woman. Your penis structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk girl home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected cock cage.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your cage, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a loser is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is an arifact that is unmistakably pathetic male.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no unlocking the cage.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

my most depraved fetish is to have a loving girlfriend whom i slowly convince to give up windows/macOS in favor of linux.
i also have a strong fetish for forcing girls to watch star trek.

i know shocking and disgusting, but i cant help who i am and i wotn hide it any longer.

 

[Tomboy Respecter]

My username says it all. Embrace it, fellow men. You know it to be true deep down.