What's your street name?

I actually have a question about vaginas that I can't ask in the other thread without double posting.

Since vaginas are a lot like a mouth, then does anyone ever talk to their vagina and pretend that the vagina is talking back? If I had a vagina then I think I would talk with it when I'm lonely.
If you don't brush your teeth for five days then your mouth becomes a vagina
 
While incarcerated, my former drug dealer started calling me 'Murdock' after the A-team character. Not entirely sure why, never saw the show, but it stuck and the entire block started using it. Closest I'll ever get to a street name, I don't doubt.
 
Big Bubba Rouche Boudeine calhoun O'Callagh roschaude tyrone zeezop bilkins the bonesaw man of east valley upon thames avenue next to thompson & Son's butchery.
 
Big Bubba Rouche Boudeine calhoun O'Callagh roschaude tyrone zeezop bilkins the bonesaw man of east valley upon thames avenue next to thompson & Son's butchery.

That really has a nice ring. Rolls right off the tongue.
 
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