What's your title?

[Firesharpie]

Because I pretend like I can draw for shit but really I can't.

 

[EDFHemlock]

I don't have a title.

 

[Tavern Explorer]

After turning over a new leaf from the life of a Kadharistani homosexual soul-assassin, I've become the author of several bestselling Deagle Nation books. This was the most fitting new title for me.

 

[Watcher]

1. A moment ago - Glaive:
   @ Waifu, hmmm, that's a bit tricky. Some do, some dont. The ones that dont claim they are better wizards because they are "above" the vag

 

[SparksterSanjulo]

I am the TRUE and HONEST Rocket Knight. Accept no imitations.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

what Chris said during his first psych exam - Uncle Spunky is a funky monkey

 

[Garmfield]

Leader of the shitty quality JPEG army.
Ex-Resident of Johns house.

 

[spaps]

I also love Shrek memes so please smother my profile page with them.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Referencing my ween-ish time when I kept asking Jace to play Marella's fangame.

I am very proud to say that I am also the fan that our Commander does not respect.

 

[The Knife]

 

[Yog-Sothoth]

L͔̺ü̉̈́̈̋͛̌҉̗̬͔̼͙͙ṟ̵̤k͕͋ͯḛ̥̯̹͚͔ͭ͆͐͒͑r̮̉̈͜ ͙̬ͨ̅ͪ̅̀̿ͤͅḁ̻͙̲̙̲͊ͭͦ̉͂͆ͤṯ͎ͭ̈́͛̑̇ͧ̕ ͇͉͇̝͗̌ͥͮ̏ͨ̚t͇ͪ̽͟h̝̼͇̰̘͙̀e̴ ̘̻̩͕͉̃ͭ̓̑͛̉̐T̰̓̾ͪ̚ḣ̦̤̞̌͊ͬ̚r̲̥̹̠̓̎̈͛ͮe̜̜̤̻̘̽̽̈́ͤs͕͚̲͕̦ͭͩ͑ͧ͂ͅh̼͇̭̬̀̾o̷̺̬̰̼͙̫̥ͪ́̚l͓̪d̃̾

 

[Queen of Tarts]

More Alicey b.s., though at that point in AMA, it's more like a "shit your pants" moment.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

"Dizzy and Blank to the Mind with the Darkness." On of OPL's recent FB updates that I found particularly profound unintelligible humorous.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

A description of myself.

 

[Overcast]

Abe's nick name "lovingly" given to him by his fellow mudokons.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

The title of Chris's autobiography

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

Isn't it obvious enough? And literal too, I don't leave my house. Also one of my favorite lines from Sonichu.

 

[José Mourinho]

Because of my avatar, I choose "Mega Hitler". Term is used ironically when posting about Chris in an A-Loggish style.

 

[cypocryphy]

I am greasy and stupid.

 

[Holdek]

I always try to make mine something relating to Chris' smugness (due to my avatar). Sometimes it's a quote, or a paraphrase , of something Chris said or wrote that I assume he had a high level of smug while doing so.