When a vegan finds out he ate CHEEEEEEEESE!

Update from 9 minutes ago: NOW he's gonna delete his channel and go kill himself.
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He should do it.
 
That guy looks way too healthy to be a real vegan. I call fake.

I'm inclined to agree. He is pretty skinny, but his skin is clear and looks healthy, his hair (although greasy) isn't thinning, and his movements are smooth. Most/all vegans tend to end up looking like they're in various stages of anorexia. Dry, wrinkled skin, thinning hair, and slow, careful movements because if they move too fast they'll hit something accidentally and end up with bruises the size of fists. The thing is that with any online vegan, Poe's Law kicks in. I've never seen one that isn't their own parody.

Bet this guy would flip out if I sent him this video. Should I?

Great, now I want pizza for dinner. There goes the healthy eating resolve.
 
I'm willing to be this guy isn't crying about "animal products" when he swallows his boyfriend's meat every night.

Actually, I doubt such a bitchy little fruitcake can even keep a relationship going. Who would want to be romantically tied to such a cry baby?
 
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I'm willing to be this guy isn't crying about "animal products" when he swallows his boyfriend's meat every night.

Actually, I doubt such a bitchy little fruitcake can even keep a relationship going. Who would want to be romantically tied to such a cry baby?
Rain Florence?
 
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What really got me was how he picks at and inspects such a tiny little fleck of cheese particle, much like a small child would inspect a tiny microbe of Unidentified Green Thing before refusing to eat another bite.
Good sir I believe you are an adult and unless that speck of cheese is literally going to kill you due to allegies, I would expect you to conduct yourself like one as you consume that pizza! You are henceforth barred from having dessert.
 
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This just grossed me out because it's something ADF would probably masturbate to. ADF ruined cheese for me.

...annnd there goes pizza for dinner. My waist thanks you.

Yeh, I can't see why any contentious vegan would buy food from a place that makes most of their sales from animal products. The vast majority of the time vegans put on a show proclaiming that eating from restaurants like that is giving money the enemy and/or contamination from using the same equipment to make both vegan and non vegan food.

I think this is a troll. And a pretty lukewarm one at that.
 
...annnd there goes pizza for dinner. My waist thanks you.

Yeh, I can't see why any contentious vegan would buy food from a place that makes most of their sales from animal products. The vast majority of the time vegans put on a show proclaiming that eating from restaurants like that is giving money the enemy and/or contamination from using the same equipment to make both vegan and non vegan food.

I think this is a troll. And a pretty lukewarm one at that.

Yeah, he is taking way too much delight in the fallout from his pizza video. Wouldn't be surprised if he was the one who posted that video to reddit himself just because he knew it would cause a shitstorm. For all we know this guy isn't even actually a vegan, the Internet is just that kind of place.
 
Yeah, he is taking way too much delight in the fallout from his pizza video. Wouldn't be surprised if he was the one who posted that video to reddit himself just because he knew it would cause a shitstorm. For all we know this guy isn't even actually a vegan, the Internet is just that kind of place.
Yeah, I would go for shitstirrer. People really really fucking hate vegans, there's a niche for hateable vegan videos. However I've been wrong a few times recently.
 
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