When was the last time you went out barefeet and touched grass?

[Trump's Chosen]

Touching grass is for boomers. Real niggas vape grass.

 

[Bored & Confused]

Sometime in August. I had finished cutting the grass & thought it would be a nice day to sit out there with my cat & read.

 

[My Name is Ed]

Probably two weeks or so ago. My feet stuck to the stones because of a thin layer of ice and they tingled for a few minutes after getting back inside.

Will probably try again once the snow melts a bit.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Last August, It's way to cold now and the grass is covered in a thick layer of ice and snow.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I have a foot of snow on the ground. There is no grass anywhere. Won't even see any for 4-5 months. But I have touched snow and ice. Soul-crushingly cold Invigorating!

 

[A Gay Retard]

Exactly 12 minutes ago.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

last time i tried to touch grass i got stong by an bee. never again

 

[ArnoldPalmer]

I dunno dude, I'm in the middle of a winter storm.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

The secret of my hideous feet will die with me.

 

[whatever I feel like]

Very rarely, there's a massive pecan tree in my yard and the squirrels turn its output into jagged yowers like you wouldn't believe.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Probably has been since childhood I can't remember the age so it must have been a long time ago, I hate being barefoot and I love wearing boots

 

[ArnoldPalmer]

I hate being barefoot and I love wearing boots

I'm gonna go ahead and second this. My shoes and socks are a part of my body until it's time to change them out or shower.

 

[PaleTay]

I did by accident the other day and my foot got very cold, the snow went partway up my shin.