When will the Ness files be released?

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Poison

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While it has been known for a while that @SSj_Ness (Yiffed) has perpetrated many heinous acts such as derailing threads to argue about abortion and ERPing with other Kiwi Farms users in secret furry dm chains, many speculate that the true scope of his crimes goes far beyond the information revealed thus far. @SSj_Ness (Yiffed) has surrounded himself with an assortment of powerful and influential figures including moderators as well as site admins. In spite of the insurmountable evidence showing Ness's disruptive and degenerate behavior, his only punishment has been a forced name change and a pink triangle. Many theorize that Ness's close relationship with the moderation staff may have played a role in their egregiously lax handling of his antics. While other users have been dished out bans for far more harmless infractions, @Ssj_ness has continued to receive preferential treatment, leading some users to wonder if blackmail has played a role in this blatant cover-up.

Pictured below are several images of Ness accompanied by prominent individuals on Kiwi Farms, including mods Trombonista and The au lait, and site admin Null:
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All three of these figures were infamously listed as passengers aboard Ness's private jet, colloquialy known as the "Vegeta Express" in reference to his autistic obsession with Dragonball Z, in a series of flight logs. Witnesses allege that these powerful individuals visited Ness's private mansion in the Virgin Islands, where they engaged in grotesque criminal activities with their host. When questioned by journalists, the Kiwi Farms moderation staff denied these claims, but that hasn't stopped conspiracy theories from emerging.
For years, the documents detailing these events have been kept under wraps, but a growing number of people have recently begun demanding for their release. The moderation team's strategy of downplaying the situation as just a baseless conspiracy theory has backfired tremendously and has only helped the cause gain more traction.
 
Actually, I've had my sticker privileges removed, which is an agonizing punishment...
Okay, but that still doesn't explain why mods have allowed you to continue using this website after countless acts that would have resulted in a ban for any other user. Also, how do you explain the pictures of you with various Kiwi Farms staff members and the flighlogs on the Vegeta Express?
 
Ness is Sans and that’s why the files will never be released.
Don't even get me started on that. Sans is just the form Ness takes in moonlight. Believe it or not, he's even worse as Sans. He one time burnt a psych ward to the ground after sewing all the patients up to eachother. The smell was very pork-like. Couldn't eat pulled pork for a week.

Ever tried going a week without pulled pork? It's worse than the Holocaust and the Armenian genocide combined.
 
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Okay, but that still doesn't explain why mods have allowed you to continue using this website after countless acts that would have resulted in a ban for any other user. Also, how do you explain the pictures of you with various Kiwi Farms staff members and the flighlogs on the Vegeta Express?
There's nothing shady on the Vegeta Express, it's the Bra Express you're thinking of, and I did see HHH on there with Trombonista at least once...

Ever tried going a week without pulled pork? It's worse than the Holocaust and the Armenian genocide combined.
Worse than something that never happened?
 
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