Where do threads go when they die?

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Daddy used to tell me they would go to a farm where they can roam around all free like.

 

[Caralho]

They go to Threadville, a tourist attraction down in Florida.. Tallahassee, I think. It's just down the road a piece from the Lolcow University. It's a big tent but you gotta pay to enter though, dime a piece.
Inside the tent they got this thread city made out of stale memes and censored comments, inactive boards you can check out.
Plus, they got the Threadville All-Star Circus. There is threads where users get banned, threads with shitposts, threads with dead trannies.

 

[Maurice Maine]

They don't go to heaven where the angels fly.

 

[Laburnum]

Don't listen to that other guy, they get saved onto external HDDs and then left in a storage unit in Boca Raton.

 

[Kyle Parson]

They get ground up like beef and cooked into nothingburgers.

 

[TheRetardKing]

They all get archived.

 

[KingNothing]

They go to Yggdrasill to await Ragnarök

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

If it's a shitpost, spergatory. If it's a great post, random.txt

 

[Rozzy]

Threads don't die they're here forever.

 

[We Are The Witches]

They only die when all of their copies are completely eliminated, through overwriting, data degradation, or complete deletion.

And when that happens, they just transform into new things, like you when you die. When you die, your body will nurture the earth and make up more things, "you" are a constantly changing state.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

They end up in a server landfill in Africa.