Where I post all my TTS threads for you to laugh at (Null said it was OK! No ban plz)

[Bambi Sammich]

The Fak is TTS?

 

[Recoil]

We all know the term "Catfish", but it's got an interesting layer of meanings and lore behind it that haven't quite survived in the popular lexicon the way the word itself has.
Back in the day, live cod were shipped across the oceans in barrels of seawater. Problem was, the fish would stagnate in this long journey, their meat would suffer. The product was most often described as "mushy". Their little fish muscles had likely atrophied over the course of the journey as they stagnated in the still water of those barrels.
The solution was to stick a catfish into each barrel. The catfish would fuck with the cod, chase them around the barrel and generally keep them on their toes. the cod would be in peak physical shape when they got to port.

@Corbin Dallas Multipass is that catfish.

That said, I vote 'abstain' but I like that this was brought to a vote.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

Why do you keep making the same TTS threads over and over when you keep getting the same response?

 

[FierceBrosnan]

I voted "keep," just because I still need to convince Corbin that ghosts are real. After that, who cares.

Also, congrats on harassing staff in TTS, a useless feature on this site, to the point that you actually got their attention. @Desire Lines , I still would not have sex with you. Cope.

If we keep Corbin, I will have sex with @Desire Lines because I don't have a hat to eat.

 

[Stoneheart]

No fair justice system has people get prosecuted without charges because of a public poll.

Well Socrates had his trial by public voting for inventing new gods...

 

[AprilRains]

This is not justice. No fair justice system has people get prosecuted without charges because of a public poll.

Lulz > justice

 

[Haramburger]

people who break the rules every damn time are fine

Yes, just like real life

but some sperg who does nothing bad arbitrarily annoys Josh should be banned?

Not surprising. Listen to the Mad on the Internet streams if you need to build a minor psych profile on the Ooperator of this site if you need to. Ironically you can mock staff on call-ins but in writing it's a nuisance to clear out of notifications.

Who the fuck told you that?

@Dynastia , probably. Bint.

 

[Caesare]

What will the fags in "spergiest posts" thread cry about once Corbin Dallas is gone? He's like 2/3's of the posts in there.

 

[Done]

I voted Ban simply because I don't think he will ever top this retardation.

It also makes him go out in a blazing fire of autism.

 

[0 0]

This is less funny and more just annoying. But he at least seems regretful. And stupid. I say ban him from the parts of the forum he frequents until he learns how to be a good boy.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

This is discrimination against the autistic, so I voted to keep him because this is an ADA compliant forum.

 

[Easterling]

Mistake number one is getting too invested in this site in the first place. Don't get me wrong I love this place but being invested to point of bothering the mods is never a good sign.

 

[Foghot]

 

[The Last Stand]

@Corbin Dallas Multipass I can't believe you made a TTS about a temp ban on the_Donald megathread, of all things.

And the fact that even @Ashy the Angel hasn't stooped that far to have a Ban or Keep yet is even more humorous.

Hmm...

 

[El Porko Fako]

When I log onto Kiwi Farms, I want to have fun. @Corbin Dallas Multipass is the polar opposite of fun. He's that guy at the party who would interrupt an engaging conversation to talk about his dead relatives or his incel manifesto.

Couldn't think of a more deserving unfunny sperg worthy of a ban. Funnier, better people have been banned for less.

 

[Reverend]

Is this how you get AIDS? I think this is how you get AIDS.

 

[Vampirella]

Why do you keep making the same TTF threads over and over when you keep getting the same response?

You know what they say about insanity.

 

[AprilRains]

the more the cops are chasing him, the less they're chasing me

keep corbin, keep the mods busy

 

[UW 411]

Keep, point, laugh.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

keep him because I'm an asshole and I like to see staff suffer

AMAB