"Tanaka-san! What are you doingu? Do notu stray from the gorden pathu!"
"Takeshi-san, my son, you hava serve with much honor and I ama proudu to have druggedu and rapedu your motheru in the eighties. But fear not, I am still escaperuing the arregations. I wirr fry where my souru demandus."
"Nottu anymorru. Takeski-San warnud me about Mistah Chingu's plottu. I now wageu a warru witta my souru. Lifu or Deathu?"
"To thinkeru. Had I nottu rapeda all those interns. I may not have produced great heir in Takeski-San. He is most honorabu and worthy youngu mannu."
"Yesaru. This a Mistah Ching. Activateru Pran C. Coda-wordu: DOOM."
"TANAKA-SAN. ITZAU TRAPPU! WHAT ARRU YOU A DOINGO!!?!?!?!?!?!"
"Yes, Sir. Mr. Chung. This is Killian White, the ASSASSIN. Tanaka-San will be dealt with. Shortly."
"Tanaka-San . . . Rye!? Rye must it arru endu rike this?"
"Takeshi-San. My sonnu. My brotheru. Weep not for me. Forru Mistah Cheng will nottu getta famiry company from us. I havvu left it arr to you. Forrow your hearteru. I go to my ancesterus. I wirr see you when Ia see you."