where is the first place your going to go after the bat aids blows over?

[FakeishNamedicoot]

To the booze store that never closed.

 

[Token Weeaboo]

If I had to think long and hard about what I would do after it was all done and over with... I'd probably say my bed.

 

[7emporal]

To fuck your piggish whore of a mother

I cant even be mad at this, fpbp.

Does your stay at home order have a provision for exercise? You can use that to go innawoods. Around here the trails are actually pretty crowded because so many people aren't at work and parents trying to think of shit to do with the kids. You'll probably be fine if you have access to woods you can just chill and bum around in.

sadly no. all the woods are too far to get to right now anyway. I should have gone out somewhere before the lockdown.

 

[Jeff Gazetti]

Move to the Arizona desert in a damn camper off grid. I’m done paying property taxes. 🏜

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

The local park. I just want some space to move around and have some peace and quiet.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Going to travel around to Asian massage parlors so we can get a sequel.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Most likely I'll be at work first. But I really want to go to the candy store. I'm deprived of fudge.
Today marks the first day of what was supposed to be a vacation from work, I had lots of fun things planned.

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

Doughnuts! All the dougnut spots closed down here and the gas stations just have like prepackaged hispanic shit ew.

Also, I'll go to Colorado and get a variety of herb, go camping and hiking, and slash hippie tires... hehe just kidding on that last part. I also miss the sewing store in my town. It's nice to be able to buy craft supplies locally, but until then I'll be getting elastic and cotton from corporate joints.

 

[MysticMisty]

I want to go to all of my favorite sit-down restaurants. Right now my top choice is my favorite pizza place (I haven't been in ages sadly), but by the time everything reopens my priority might change.

 

[Pvt. Shitpost]

back to uni

 

[Linako 2.0]

apart from HEMA training? I might go and drink out with some high school buddies I haven't seen since graduation.
the epidemic has had us all suddenly texting each other so we're agreeing on going out for drinks.
I can't wait for the awkward silence.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I'm going to the nudie bar and I'm gonna find me a nice bony a-cup with a apple butt and get a lapdance.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I fly out once a year to see my dad for a couple of weeks. We live on opposite sides of the country now, and this whole thing has thrown a monkey wrench into things. It'll be nice to see my dad, my friend face to face again.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Going to travel around to Asian massage parlors so we can get a sequel.

You gonna go down and slurp their bat wings? That will only give you the herp and throat cancer.

 

[XYZpdq]

buffets
Cici's Pizza, Golden Corral, and that chino-rican joint with goat and ox tail

 

[Clown Baby]

Trick or Treating.

 

[The 3rd Hooligan]

Lol as if any of us survives we all go to hell to laugh at the devil.

 

[KeepHopeAlive]

Sushi

 

[Starscreams Cape]

To an MLB baseball game in person as soon as they're able to have fans.

 

[TungstenCarbide]

I think I'll take a walk to the artisanal ice-cream parlor a mile from my house and eat one of their gelato cups with seasonal fruit. Then I'll go see my family (just to make my priorities clear).
The end of the quarantine would also mean that I can go out running every evening, if the weather allows it. Using the elliptical doesn't give the same satisfaction.