Where the hell did I put the remote?

[Karl der Grosse]

Seriously, I can't find it anywhere.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Did you check the kitchen or the bathroom?

Maybe call Ron, he's an expert in remotes.

 

[Some JERK]

You're sitting on it.

 

[byuu]

In your boyfriend's bussy.

 

[Medulseur]

Check between the couch cushions. It always ends up there.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

THE DOG TOOK IT ASK HIM

 

[Nobue]

In your boyfriend's bussy.

I assume it's in his own

Also, congrats on being alive again

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Did you check your pocket?

(yep that's a simpsons reference)

 

[Akashic Retard]

I took it. Send 5 Monero to:
43qb14Gdh5e8p5gvdgugZxjK3RYLi1ZCKUo8Dd4Dw5ie5aJfQETGMcVDKUhtAfBUVdhCYQQTGfGVwe8Gnu9ZYf9BPfStoCm if you ever want to see it again.

 

[Hot Daddy Hard Nipples]

Is it in your hand? Been there.