Where the Sidewalk Ends: An Internet Story

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Edit:I just realized Null could probably write a detailed book on how to get around internet censorship. that helps bring in the cyberpunk future we all crave.

Yess @Null please do this.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

The Kiwi Farms is a stupid and irrelevant site, which is why I very strongly believe in its continued existence. If this site can't survive, I don't know what could.

Stupid in concept, not in meaning. There's a reason why people from every walk of life end up discussing the exceptionalism of humanity here.

Edit:I just realized Null could probably write a detailed book on how to get around internet censorship. that helps bring in the cyberpunk future we all crave.

That's actually a good idea. If he has the talent or can get someone to ghost him, I would most likely read it.

 

[hyacinth bucket]

This all sounds so nerdy and rebellious.

I approve.

 

[Horusdidnothingwrong]

Joshua Moon, UNCUCKABLE

 

[knux]

Once again, thanks Null for all your work in keeping this place alive. There are a fair few scummy people in the world and this place shines a light on their behaviour.

KiwiFarms has exposed rapists, pedos and grifters that take advantage of people with mental illness. All just to name a few examples.

 

[kadoink]

This all sounds so nerdy and rebellious.

I approve.

We have the blessing of the Bouquet house!

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

I still await my pizza.

 

[Cryptojew]

This will probably sound really gay and sentimental, but KiwiFarms is the only place on the internet that still feels like a home to me. I'm glad Null isn't a beta and actually fights to keep this autistic website alive.

 

[Freddy Freaker]

Man, just imagine the optics of having one of the regional internet registries trying to strip a fucking AS for wrongthink. Null is delivering the cyberpunk future bois

EDIT: Cant wait for some journo to find out and write some scare piece about goobergrape siezing control of the internet

 

[Stock Image Photographer]

This is like a comedy movie. Seriously.

Random guy makes a website to make fun of people. Is a literal nobody bored of his job.

People complain. Due to political correctness, he keeps getting kicked off everything he does, and every time he gets kicked off he gets more and more important. And less bored.

Now he sits at the center of the internet, an internet supervillian, all because people kept complaining and couldn't take a joke.

It's like that old post about a peasant slowly being driven into being a major villain because people keep taking their shit:

legitimatly curious to how the numerous amount of people who've tried to get the farms taken down over the years will react to this. imagine putting so much effort into getting a single site shut down just for the madman to set up his own asn lmfao.

They'll never acknowledge it. They launch attacks against the site, and then when it inevitably fails they never mention it again and block you if you bring it up.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Pretty sweet that the Farms is now running off a couple marine batteries in the trunk of a 1977 Dacia.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

At this point, I'm amazed no one has done the obvious to deal with Null.
1. Locate Ukrainian gopniks.
2. Give Ukrainian gopniks 1000 euros and a few bottles of Smirnoff.
3. Tell gopniks "This man Nool is feg and is hoarding all the menthols".
4. Gopniks beat Null with a baseball bat.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

I feel honored to take some small part in this glorious shitlordery.

 

[GethN7]

It's amazing, all these assholes have done is just make this place more impregnable over time.

And those who thought getting Brave to cut the BAT donations to this place must be pissed now their attempt to do so is rendered pointless.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

This is like a comedy movie. Seriously.

Random guy makes a website to make fun of people. Is a literal nobody bored of his job.

People complain. Due to political correctness, he keeps getting kicked off everything he does, and every time he gets kicked off he gets more and more important. And less bored.

Now he sits at the center of the internet, an internet supervillian, all because people kept complaining and couldn't take a joke.

Seriously! all they had to do was ignore the farms and chances are it would have gone away. But because these people are completely incapable of dealing with their problems in a way that doesn't involve tantrums, the farms are stronger than ever. Kept alive on a steady diet of spite, borscht, and autism.

 

[Chiri]

I love the way this place becomes more and more entrenched and fortified the more and more people try to attack it. Especially with talk of setting up a little compound to house the servers. Looking forward to when Dear Leader decides to move into being a real internet service provider to pay bills and Lolcow, LLC grows into a large conglomerate.

 

[AnOminous]

It's amazing, all these assholes have done is just make this place more impregnable over time.

And those who thought getting Brave to cut the BAT donations to this place must be pissed now their attempt to do so is rendered pointless.

All they did was inadvertently make Brave better.

 

[CumDumpster]

I love the way this place becomes more and more entrenched and fortified the more and more people try to attack it. Especially with talk of setting up a little compound to house the servers. Looking forward to when Dear Leader decides to move into being a real internet service provider to pay bills and Lolcow, LLC grows into a large conglomerate.

It's like that post about the peasant that becomes a supervillain because of adventurers stealing his stuff.

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

At this point, I'm amazed no one has done the obvious to deal with Null.
1. Locate Ukrainian gopniks.
2. Give Ukrainian gopniks 1000 euros and a few bottles of Smirnoff.
3. Tell gopniks "This man Nool is feg and is hoarding all the menthols".
4. Gopniks beat Null with a baseball bat.

1. Locate Ukrainian gopniks.
2. Give Ukrainian gopniks 1000 euros and a few bottles of Smirnoff.
3. Tell gopniks "This man Nool is feg and is hoarding all the menthols".
4. Discover that Null's already a high ranking member of their gang.
5. Get beaten with a baseball bat by Gopniks.
6. Null uses euroes to keep the site alive longer.

 

[c-no]

It's amazing, all these assholes have done is just make this place more impregnable over time.

And those who thought getting Brave to cut the BAT donations to this place must be pissed now their attempt to do so is rendered pointless.

They simply have to keep up in their attempts to take the site down. Sure it may be an inconvenience for Null but in the end, he already managed to deal with the repeat tism of Vordrak. I wouldn't be surprised if this website gets hit with something big only to keep on going despite the shit being flung at it.