Where to find girlfriend on the internet?

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Now, I'm not suggesting you hit up the BP regulars (they're not chicks anyway). But apparently those guys have a serious problem with thirsty motherfuckers hitting up the cows. And I figure if it's that big of a problem, then it has to be working: at least for some of them.

I'm not suggesting you do this (because that would be against the rules, wink). I'm just making observations.
 
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If you have money, you can try OnlyFans. No pandemic to worry about + lots of girls to choose from. The girls there don't interact with each other, though, and they aren't all angry frigid fat chicks, so it's nothing like Beauty Parlor at all.


If you have no money, I would suggest becoming a fictosexual. It's quite easy to meet a fictional girl; pick your favorite anime, video game, or children's show, then close your eyes, and imagine whatever girl on it you like most. Think "she is my girlfriend now". BAM! She is now your girlfriend.

You can go on dates by browsing pictures of her on Deviantart, you can get married and no-one will stop you, you can even see her boobs sometimes if you take SafeSearch off and look up porn. Best of all, because she's fictional and exists only in your head, she'll do anything you want her to, no complaints and no questions asked. Sit on your couch and play PS5 with you all day? Sit on the floor and play XBox? The sky is the limit.
 
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Penis Drager said:
that's a good point. maybe I could use the mask as the attraction sign too.
I'll take it under advisement.
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I AM A __ YEAR OLD PENIS DRAGER

I NEED AN 18-23 YEAR OLD, COVID-FREE GIRL, TO
MAKE INTO A SWEETHEART FROM THE GROUND-UP!
MUST WEAR MASK AND HAVE NEVER FUCKED A BAT
NO CHINESE OR BEAUTY PARLOUR REGULARS
 
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There's like a fuck-ton more sites but their either scam sites with nothing but bots, or they are dead/abandoned. eHarmony and Match you have to pay for. POF and OKCupid is free, but they do offer "Premium Features" to pay for. OKCupid has gotten "progressive" throughout the years though so only go there if you have the patience to sift through crazies.

Everything else is either hook-up culture (eg. Tinder) or mobile-only garbage that requires a facebook account or your phone number to register.
 
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I got a few short (under 1 year) relationships through dating sites.
It can happen but dial your expectations down.

Honestly though, I had to start socializing IRL in order to meet the kind of women I'm actually into.
 
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on forums or social platforms where your interests are shared. cross your fingers and get lucky that as you make friends there, youll have good chemistry with a female person. there you go, a girlfriend, EzClap
 
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5574 said:
on forums or social platforms where your interests are shared. cross your fingers and get lucky that as you make friends there, youll have good chemistry with a female person. there you go, a girlfriend, EzClap
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I don't want girl that shares my interests.
My interests are scary...
 
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