where to go to now? - life advice shit

some Sketchy dude said:
I'll take that bet. Too much 'woe is me' and 'what has the world become', like some faggy protagonist in a shitty French avant garde indie film. I'm guessing a bottle of sleeping pills downed with wine and a razor blade to the wrists.
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here aare your options

1. Go to church and get a job your dont hate. I recommend something hardcore like mormonism, or jdubs.

2. Kill yourself. Get a helium tank and mask off of amazon. Feelium does not hurt. You could also buy a 80% lower, finish it, and make a gun with it. No ID needed, and everything ships to your door. Suicide notes are gay. Dont ruin your landlords apartment, so do it in the bathtub and call the cops for cleanup before pulling the trigger.
 
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Gravityqueen4life said:
if you have enough energy to make a kiwi farms account just to bait suicide , you got enough energy to do something productive.
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Seriously, wtf is this shit? Am I on Twitter? Why is this not just a "rate autistic because obvious suicide baiting" and move on? This dude joined today at 9:31 am, according to the profile. I can't believe people are treating this seriously.
 
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Seriously, wtf is this shit? Am I on Twitter? Why is this not just a "rate autistic because obvious suicide baiting" and move on? This dude joined today at 9:31 am, according to the profile. I can't believe people are treating this seriously.
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I guess I met too many autist that seriously mean what they say I kinda took it seriously without looking at the account that posted. Looking at it now its like 95% chance of this being suicide bait.
 
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Panzerkampfwagen VI Tiger said:
lmao implying anyone will give me the money to sustain something that requires finances
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Yeah, they're called "jobs". You can get one unless you're some sort of bedbound fat fuck.
Hobbies don't have to cost money, but it's clear you are either a) a glownigger or b) someone who gets off on negative pleasure and would rather bemoan their current lot in life than make any meaningful steps towards bettering themselves. You have the cuntiness of a whiny jew with none of the work ethic.
 
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Heckler1 said:
Yeah, they're called "jobs". You can get one unless you're some sort of bedbound fat fuck.
Hobbies don't have to cost money, but it's clear you are either a) a glownigger or b) someone who gets off on negative pleasure and would rather bemoan their current lot in life than make any meaningful steps towards bettering themselves. You have the cuntiness of a whiny jew with none of the work ethic.
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jews run the world so might as well live like them right
 
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