Where to move in the US to avoid humidity?

[zuG]

I am looking to escape my Europoor dump to the US. I am waiting for the vaccine requirement to lift so I can immigrate legally. It might never happen so I am just planning for now.

With a budget of half a million dollars, I am looking for:

• Decent house.
• 30 acres.
• Fresh water source.
• Climate suitable for self-sufficient living.
• As little humidity as possible.
• Good homeschooling laws.
• Gun rights.

I have no idea how Americans survive living in a state of constant humidity. That's not for white people.

Compare the entire continental US to the continental Europe.

World map of 24x365 average temperature fingerprints - Weather Spark

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Notice how it's an unlivable subtropical shithole.

I really don't understand how people go outside and do stuff for 3+ months out of the year when it's 32C/90F and a humidity that high. It's like trying to breathe boiling water. You can't even sweat because it won't evaporate.

There are temperate places (Alaskan panhandle and Kenai peninsula, and the coasts of Washington, Oregon, and California) but those places are either prohibitively expensive (if you want 30 acres you can expect to pay several million dollars), or have laws that aren't any better than the EU. If you're going to move to California, dollar for dollar, you might as well move to some hellhole like France.

Seriously, how do mutts survive in someplace like Arkansas?

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

1. Why do you think America wants you or that you'll just be able to decide "hmm i'm immigrating now"?
2. It's called air conditioning retard
3. It's also called not being a soft dipshit Europoor faggot lol

muh HUMIDITY!!!! it's UNLIVABLE

you sound like a tremendous bitch faggot, stay in Europe

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

The desert.

 

[zuG]

1. Why do you think America wants you or that you'll just be able to decide "hmm i'm immigrating now"?

I don't care what you want.

2. It's called air conditioning retard

You planning on keeping that running off-grid?

3. It's also called not being a soft dipshit Europoor faggot lol

Imagine having to run AC 24/7 because you're too fat to go outside in your hot, humid shithole.

 

[Absolutego]

lmao $500k probably isn't enough to get you into the States if you don't already have a job lined up or are a refugee from a sufficiently sympathetic shithole.
The regions you probably would like the most are Idaho along the snake river valley (more fertile, but you have to deal with cold) or southwestern Utah (less fertile, but warmer)

 

[zuG]

snake river valley

Fanning Field Climate, Weather By Month, Average Temperature (Idaho, United States) - Weather Spark

At Fanning Field, the summers are warm, dry, and mostly clear and the winters are freezing, snowy, and partly cloudy. Over the course of the year, the temperature typically varies from 13°F to 87°F and is rarely below -4°F or above 94°F.

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Growing there seems very shitty.

 

[Absolutego]

Fanning Field Climate, Weather By Month, Average Temperature (Idaho, United States) - Weather Spark

At Fanning Field, the summers are warm, dry, and mostly clear and the winters are freezing, snowy, and partly cloudy. Over the course of the year, the temperature typically varies from 13°F to 87°F and is rarely below -4°F or above 94°F.

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Growing there seems very shitty.

No shit, you picked the mountainous part of the river valley instead of the Boise -> Pocatello stretch along I-84

 

[DumbDude43]

nevada/arizona/new mexico
enjoy your dry desert with zero water

 

[WelperHelper99]

Fanning Field Climate, Weather By Month, Average Temperature (Idaho, United States) - Weather Spark

At Fanning Field, the summers are warm, dry, and mostly clear and the winters are freezing, snowy, and partly cloudy. Over the course of the year, the temperature typically varies from 13°F to 87°F and is rarely below -4°F or above 94°F.

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Growing there seems very shitty.

Idaho is actually VERY productive in terms of potato farming. If you're interested in things like peaches and gun rights so good that it ranked #1 in Guns and Ammo magazine for multiple years in a row, with jobs a plenty, you have Utah. The people are nice, winter is great for skiing, the State Government doesn't ask much of you, life is good here.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

colorado's pretty dry and meth is your thing it's like the mecca of meth

 

[Coffee Mugshot]

You could try looking at some place in bumfuck Colorado. It's one of the dryer/cooler states due to its elevation but it's also not a desert. I haven't kept up on recent political developments but it's typically been a relatively conservative state. According to your site a number of places have reasonable growing seasons. Idk about costs though.

 

[Flatline]

$500K for a house and 30 acres? In the United States? In this economy? Good fucking luck.

 

[FuckedUpDeer]

I have no idea how Americans survive living in a state of constant humidity. That's not for white people.

You sound like a bitch with bitch genes, stay in your euroach hovel instead of contaminating our gene pool.

 

[Absolutego]

You could try looking at some place in bumfuck Colorado. It's one of the dryer/cooler states due to its elevation but it's also not a desert. I haven't kept up on recent political developments but it's typically been a relatively conservative state. According to your site a number of places have reasonable growing seasons. Idk about costs though.

Unless you're willing to grow sugar beets or ranch eastern CO kinda sucks agriculturally, especially on the cheap/without modern fertilizers.
And western CO is effectively split between mountains/scrubland

 

[Dysnomia]

Don't live somewhere too dry. It's bad for your skin and sinuses over time. You want a nice balance for a good part of the year. Stay away from places that have a lot of tornadoes.

You sound like a bitch with bitch genes, stay in your euroach hovel instead of contaminating our gene pool.

Yuropians don't seem to understand how fucking huge the US is and how varied our climate can be because of it.

If you plan on vacationing out of state once you get here make sure you check to see how many miles it is away before driving. You aren't going to get from Idaho to Disney Land in an hour.

 

[Lidl Drip]

>whuitey can't stand the heat
Melinated sungods win again!

 

[DickCheeseEarCheeseBeyond]

I am looking to escape my Europoor dump to the US. I am waiting for the vaccine requirement to lift so I can immigrate legally. It might never happen so I am just planning for now.

Personally, I wouldn't even bother with it. Just stay where you are, likely better in the long run, we're doomed here for many reasons. But I'll humor your idea hypothetically for fun, and just for the hell of it..

• Fresh water source.

Avoid places like Arizona, New Mexico, and the like. Yes Fresh water sources exist but that's in the expensive as fuck areas. The cheap shit bumfuck areas and the Indian reservations are notoriously going to struggle for this reason, as well as having some of the slowest internet speeds in the country.

• Climate suitable for self-sufficient living.

What does that mean? No cold or just not requiring heating or cooling? I can't really think of anywhere here that doesn't require some kind of thing like this, except maybe parts of California, but that comes with its own issues.

• As little humidity as possible.

No humidity? Basically avoid all the entire East Coast, Southern Region, and certain parts of the Midwest.

• Good homeschooling laws.

Don't homeschool your kids, you'll turn them into awkward weirdo autists and ruin their lives. Yes public schooling is brutal here, but it'll harden your kids and make them into a strong person.

• Gun rights.

For better gun laws, avoid California, New York, New Jersey, D.C, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Maryland, Washington, and Illinois. I'd also steer clear of Colorado and Vermont, those are not as strict as the first list but usually have things like magazine restriction.

I have no idea how Americans survive living in a state of constant humidity. That's not for white people.

This is absolutely bullshit, and just flat out wrong:

This is a map of the Oceanic or Temperate Marine Climates, as you can see, large swarths of Western Europe is covered by it. Noted for it's high humidity year round. Hell Europe is literally a fucking peninsula basically surrounded by water. So most of Europe (Save for Eastern Europe, Italy, and Spain) is humid. This is why the British Isles get so much humidity and rain, and have pretty mild winters despite being as far North as cold snowy cities in Canada.

So "white people can't do humidity" is pretty much the opposite of reality. In fact the theory is of why White people have round eyes, is, is because of living near the ocean. Contrast to Asiatics in Central Asia like the Mongols and Natives like the ones living in Dakotas, who live in areas far away from any land, having slanted eyes to protect them from extreme summers, and extremely cold winters, high levels of season variation that doesn't exist to the same degree in Europe.

TL;DR:
You're chasing a dream that does not exist. The thing you described is pretty much nowhere here and is just wishful thinking. You won't get what you want and will be disappointed. Don't bother and stay where you are.

 

[zuG]

$500K for a house and 30 acres? In the United States? In this economy? Good fucking luck.

Price is more negotiable than climate. I'm inclined to just build a house at this point, but I don't know where. The climate in the US appears to suck absolutely everywhere except in pozzed states. Alaska is great and not pozzed but it's owned entirely by the feds.

You sound like a bitch with bitch genes, stay in your euroach hovel instead of contaminating our gene pool.

You sound like a jungle monkey that enjoys shit weather.

Yuropians don't seem to understand how fucking huge the US is and how varied our climate can be because of it.

Except almost all the continent is cloaked in an insufferable humidity, or is just a desert.

This is absolutely bullshit, and just flat out wrong:

There is no CfB in the US except for the west coast which is pozzed. Thank you for proving my point.

Compare the Climate and Weather at London Heathrow Airport to Another City - Weather Spark

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Click literally anywhere in the US with gun rights and homeschooling laws. Notice how hot and muggy and shitty it is compared to CfB (white people climate).

I didn't realize amerimutts are so sensitive about their fucking bog weather but I guess any reason to be an anal pained loser is good enough these days.

 

[DickCheeseEarCheeseBeyond]

Price is more negotiable than climate. I'm inclined to just build a house at this point, but I don't know where. The climate in the US appears to suck absolutely everywhere except in pozzed states. Alaska is great and not pozzed but it's owned entirely by the feds.

Alaska is also very expensive. So good luck with that.

Except almost all the continent is cloaked in an insufferable humidity, or is just a desert.

No, the far Northeastern States like New Hampshire and Maine are pretty cool and comfortable for people who don't like heat and humidity. Though you seemed to mention all humidity? So I'm not sure.

There is no CfB in the US except for the west coast which is pozzed. Thank you for proving my point.

No no no. You said humidity dude. "White people weren't designed for humidity" CfB Is a fucking humid climate by nature. So you're still fucking wrong either way.

Click literally anywhere in the US with gun rights and homeschooling laws. Notice how hot and muggy and shitty it is compared to CfB (white people climate).

Except Maine, New Hampshire, Wisconsin, Northern Iowa, North Dakota, Montana. All of which cover a massive area.....
Those climates have the Humid Continental which is similar to many parts of Central and Eastern Europe. So does that make "Humid continental" a "White people climate" It exists in America and Asia too....
Or how about there's no such thing as a "white people climate" Though you could make the argument that full on Tropical climates are Darkie climates.

I didn't realize amerimutts are so sensitive about their fucking bog weather but I guess any reason to be an anal pained loser is good enough these days.

No, I don't live in the South and I'm not as autistic to be offended like something such as the fucking climate I live in, which I have no control over.

Like I keep saying, you are chasing a false dream, and will not get what you want here.

 

[zuG]

CfB Is a fucking humid climate by nature.

You are a dumb nigger. You are the blackest retard gorilla nigger that I have ever seen.

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Muggy. I want to avoid hot, muggy misery that is almost everywhere in the US.