Which Cow is most likely to catch the Corona Virus?

[Jmz_33]

* Cough cough *

 

[war has changed]

The OP, aka a faggot.

 

[The Last Stand]

Phil. Yes, both.

 

[Jack O'Neill]

All of us, nigger!

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Kevin Gibes.
He finally gets fucked in his collapsing neo-vagina by a COVID-19 carrier, and thus catches the virus, but dies before its incubation time ends.

Alternatively: all of the liberal assholes in Seattle.

 

[LolRaccoon]

Chris Chan and Barb. Considering how much they live in squalor, it's almost inevitible. It doesn't help much that Chris is going to Babscon in the next few weeks, which is still going to be held.

 

[Hellion]

Probably one of the furries. They have low standards of hygiene and are prone to oversharing bodily fluids with each other anyway.

 

[Coelacanth]

Chris Chan and Barb. Considering how much they live in squalor, it's almost inevitible. It doesn't help much that Chris is going to Babscon in the next few weeks, which is still going to be held.

Seconding this. Barb in particular is a prime candidate. I wouldn't be surprised if she ended up dying from it.

 

[Smug Chuckler]

Chris Chan is too disgusting for Coronachan to infect.

 

[Happy Fish]

The older and more social they are, the more likely they are to get it.

 

[Bloody Kiwi]

and more social they are

So no deathfats?

Do we have any italian lolcows?

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Tommy Tooter.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Lucas Werner

In Washington, homeless and around people all day, old enough and fat enough with infections already. Although, we'd likely never know and he'd die without anyone caring so nm.

 

[Clown Baby]

I don't know if they'll actually be infected but the first to announce they have it will probably be one of the BP cows, because almost all of them want very badly to be ill for the attention.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Most lolcows are pretty unlikely to get it since they're shut ins.

 

[I Exist]

Autism actually makes you immune.

 

[Jmz_33]

Autism actually makes you immune.

We shall inherit the earth

 

[Jason Wynn]

ADF

He's one of the most unhygienic cows out there (not counting ones like Sick Nick that are locked away)

 

[FeverGlitch]

Spoony

 

[instythot]

Ethan Ralph. He's been attending large public gatherings to "report" and intends on going to a Dick Show gathering. Given general health and thinking it's "just a flu bro" until late yesterday, he seems almost like he's daring Coronachan to try it