Which Cow is most likely to catch the Corona Virus?

[Fireman Sam]

>Your typical cow is stereotypically a shut in/recluse/social reject who seldom interacts with people outside the internet
>Because of this, they're actually safer than me who has to work a job to survive
Shit. If I knew 2020 was going to be the year, I would have waited a few more years to get my shit together :^)

 

[Suburban Bastard]

Definitely Jack Scalfani. He’s both unhealthy, old, fat, lacks basic cooking hygiene, and is constantly traveling to eat at various locations. The fact he’s had multiple strokes in the past probably isn’t going to help his odds either, which means everyone might lose the dead pool that was made.

 

[Punished Brent]

It’s the furries and the smurf people. They don’t seem to be the types to cancel any event. It’s a good thing

 

[Logical Fallacies]

Anna o'Brien (Deathfat) - She attended a D&G show in Italy last week or so.

Or Kevin Gibes, yes. He's gonna lick the wrong girl-dick.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

This is a stupid topic.

The answer is obviously "Yes".

 

[Feathers and Stones]

One thing that is sure that Alex "Tsunderedev" Mahan would likely last a very long time without getting infected since he's a hikkikomori. The more 'social' fats or Tommy is one of the likely candidates to catch it early on.

 

[interalia]

Probably one of the furries. They have low standards of hygiene and are prone to oversharing bodily fluids with each other anyway.

Especially since some of them are active bugchasers/bugspreaders with AIDS already, coronavirus would just be another notch in the bedpost.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Fuck me, what if the absolute worst case scenario happened and the only survivors were the shut-in lolcows? Talk about the living envying the dead.

 

[judge claude frollo]

I feel like PK, Dobson, or Boogie are about to kick the bucket with how predominantly disgusting they are. They're all walking biohazards.

 

[Shaved Kiwis]

Jack Salmonella will get it after eating at a discount Chinese place. It will cause another stroke, but he will overcome it to become hungrier than ever.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

Stink ditch Phil (ADF) he already is in and around the hot zones.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Tommy Tooter goes out in public with regularity, is old, has COPD, and abhors hygiene.

Phil. Yes, both.

What? ADF maybe, but if DSP catches the virus, his body will produce an anti-virus that not only cures his own disease, but "infects" everyone else, ending the crisis. Except his creditors, who will of course still succumb to Corona-chan

 

[Biffo]

Pamperchu seems likely one, other people shit seems like a pretty easy way to get it

Jim Sterling if he is still doing the gay fake wrestling

Desmond is Amazing, that kid always looks ill and no way his freak of a mother is going to stop him from going to busy gay clubs

Boogie, but he won't really have it, he will just say he will for pity points

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I feel like PK, Dobson, or Boogie are about to kick the bucket with how predominantly disgusting they are. They're all walking biohazards.

Dobson doesnt seem to go out much plus his parents are pretty rich so he’ll probably be okay.

 

[Coffee Shits]

We are going to see a lot of coofing coming out of Animal Control in the next few weeks. Furries love cons for the critical mass of casual sex and they are not especially known for their hygiene.

 

[Nef Anyo]

I’m gonna say Amberlynn Reid, just for the hell of it.

And since she’s a cockroach like DSP, she’ll survive it anyways.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

I'm going to say Amy Ramadan will be the first to get it, because she's in Washington and is a deathfat who's food addiction means she's unable to stay away from the store and from fast food places, but I think the first to die from it will be Tommy Tooter. I'd also be willing to bet on a few death fat heart attacks in a month or two when the medicine supplies run out and the blood thinners all of them depend on are either just gone or hopefully rationed with people who choose to be super morbidly obese being at the bottom of the recipient list.

 

[Magog]

Starting to think it might be Dick Masterson.

 

[Fuzhou]

Putting my bets on Blade/Ice Pisscidon/Any member of the CX sphere.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Jameela Jamil, but someone already made that joke