Which Cow is most likely to catch the Corona Virus?

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Luna Slater and her cradle-robbing Moai Junji Ito lookin ass boyfriend Matthew. Here's why:
- They are disgusting heroin addicts that have taken over her mother's filthy section 8 apartment, which never gets cleaned. It's also carpeted so that place is even more disgusting and likely to house viruses and bacteria. Blankets, mountains of plush toys, clothing and bedding are used for many months without being washed until new ones can be purchased via grifting, pity money from her father and e-begging on Facebook and other platforms.
- Needles are probably shared with multiple people as Matthew frequently leaves the house on smack excursions and brings in god knows what kind of diseases when he comes back. They also live somewhere near the NYC area.
- She doesn't go out much, but Luna is constantly strung out on a variety of benzos and smack so she is usually very unaware of her surroundings and what is going on. She also has raging BPD which has never been properly treated and she is not willing to put in the work to control it.
- Luna cakes makeup on her face without washing it. God knows how often those two bathe, although her hair admittedly looks pretty clean. However horrific photos of her gash surfaced during a very low-effort, unsuccessful and short stint as an "internet sex worker" which seem to indicate bathing is not a frequent practice in her humble little junk den.
All this indicates to me that these two are gonna catch it, and due to their abysmal health and prospects it's not likely they will do very well.
 
Chantal Marie Sarault - unlike Amberlynn, she lives in a major city, has ongoing health issues that put her back in the hospital, and you know for a damn fact she doesn't wash her hands or cover her face when she coughs.
 
Tommy is the strongest contender IMO. Also strongest contender for dying. His lungs are screwed up and probably couldn’t handle pneumonia. Plus he’d likely be too proud to go to the doctor.
 
Ashley Isaacs would be the most likely to die imo. Anorexia often leads to lower white blood cell counts which means she likely has a compromised immune system. Tommy Tooter is another one which would likely kill over if they got it for the reasons @MistressCaridad mentioned.

It'll be interesting to see how effective the souls of other anorexics are against plague. They've kept her alive so far, but Nurgle may not honor her immortality contract.
 
Boogie2988. He'll pretend to have it, and then no one will believe him when he gets it "again".
This shit right here. Him and all the munchies the gorls like to talk about are going to be riddled with pretend and then real Wu Flu they pick up from the hospital visit.
 
I think the better question is what lolcow will claim to have it for the asspats and pity bucks
 
Jim Sterling if he is still doing the gay fake wrestling

He has moved away from all that fun in the south to live in Philly so now he only wears his wrestling attire on the top of buildings trying to look like batman whiles his transgender followers take photos.
 
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