Which factory is the best for kayaking?

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

As many of you know, I'm an avid kayaker, but I've gotten tired of the plain old boring water and I have also started listening to a lot more Nine Inch Nails. So I'm looking for a more industrial place to pursue my hobby, factories with their many swerving converter belts and rollers seemed an obvious choice. I just want to know which ones are the best and maximize my excitement, so I can finally achieve an erection again.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Dude, you're reinventing a new version of the "Get to work" videogame.

I expect this to be made in the future.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Take your kayak to the Pyranha Mouldings factory; you'll be nicely inconspicuous.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Tyrone recommends the watermelon factory

 

[Hellwalker]

The factory on the right should do.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

The factory on the right should do.
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Not bad, but the loot spawns are usually pretty garbo

 

[Hellwalker]

Not bad, but the loot spawns are usually pretty garbo

That's why you drop at Dusty Depot first, you silly goose.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

But that house on Loot Lake has 3 stories, it's too enticing.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

There's this cool factory I know of. I forget it's name but the sign says "Arbeit Macht Frei". They'll totally be cool with you stopping by with your kayak. Make sure to wear your safety star when you show up so they know you're cool.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

There's this cool factory I know of. I forget it's name but the sign says "Arbeit Macht Frei". They'll totally be cool with you stopping by with your kayak. Make sure to wear your safety star when you show up so they know you're cool.

I tried that, very boring, no belts or rollers, the showers didn't even have water and had scootch my ass slowly towards the the ovens.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

The Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant of V. I. Lenin in northern Ukraine is perfect for kayaking. It has plenty of water and it flows into a river, offering a seamless and glowing experience.